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Just for StepKat....the Unicorn story.

Evil stepmonster's picture

Mini wives suck...we all cringe at the sound of their voice saying Hi daddy.
As we were explaining this to a new user tommar mentioned how miniwives like to smack your unicorns.
That is totally unacceptable to me.
Evil- God help a sista that smacks my unicorn.
Tommar- If you smack it they fart skittles
Evil- Yeah, my unicorn, my skittles
Tommar- Bitch!! I smacked it.
Evil- I'm taking all the red skittles...put down the red skittles tommar.
It was an intense morning.

Evil stepmonster's picture

Well it really depends on their diet. My unicorn gets cotton candy and grass fed beef.

SecondGeneration's picture

What the hell did I just read?
And! Unicorns poop rainbows, so maybe they can fart skittles lol

Rags's picture

And when my unicorn makes me happy I break out in little assholes and shit myself to death. What a way to go.

Miss T's picture

"...I break out in little assholes and shit myself to death."

Consider that stolen.