I think BM might have a bright future doing standup....
Because this afternoon she called S/O and asked if he had done his taxes already. His answer was yes and she then asked if he claimed FSD (the f is for future. sometimes I worry people think I'm saying f***) and his answer was yes again. Here comes the funny part. She actually asked if he's going to give her some of the money. BWAHAHAHA! For WHAT BM? For NOT having custody? When he said no she got mad and is now threatening to take him to court. She has a sudden interest in 50/50 custody. She can't even adhere to the little amount she's agreed to now. It's supposed to be FSD goes to stay with BM EOW with one day during the week on BM's weekend and two days during the week on S/O's weekend. She NEVER takes her during the week and is constantly flaking on her weekends. She's also supposed to be picking FSD up for her weekends BUT she doesn't have a car or a drivers license so S/O does all the driving. I don't know what she thinks 50/50 custody means. She probably thinks it means she can claim FSD but do non of the. ya know, work. She probably thinks the schedule will stay the same but she just gets money.
Really I think she's just barking in the hopes that S/O will give her a biscuit. Since she doesn't have a car it's going to be too much of a hassle for her to go the court house. She doesn't have any money for counsel, she doesn't pay child support or buy FSD clothes or school supplies. She doesn't even comb FSD hair. So for two days FSD will sleep with her hair in the same braid or puff balls and get sent back home nice and tangled up. She is supposed to be paying for half of the preschool tuition but she's behind on the payments. S/O will be getting a copy of that today when he picks FSD up from school. After they got off the phone she sent him a text saying that he takes things for granted. HA! I just told him not to respond and not to feed the troll. She can take him to court like she says she will. They don't need to argue about it. Have fun on your bus ride BM!
I just thought I'd share some comedy. We don't get very many opportunities to laugh on here.