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Ex-Wife Playlist: What Songs Would You Add?

CBCharlotte's picture

I made a playlist for BM2 (My SO's second ex wife) who I don't like and thought I would share! Obviously I never sent this to her, but sometimes SO and I will play it when we need a laugh:

1) All My Ex's Live in Texas - George Strait (BM2 lives in TX)
2) Move Bitch - Lucacris
3) Seventy Times Seven - Branc New (Is that what you call tact? You're as subtle as a brick in the small of my back)
4) Bye Bye Bye - N*Sync
5) Work Bitch - Britney Spears
6) Mean - Taylor Swift
7) Hate (I really don't like you) - Plain White T's
Dirol Shut Up and let Me Go - The Ting Tings
9) Fuck You - Cee-Lo green
10) We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together - Taylor Swift
11) Gives You Hell - All American Rejects
12) Rootless Tree - Damien Rice
13) Song for the Dumped - Ben Folds Five (Give me my money back, you bitch)
14) Cry Me a River - Justin Timberlake

What songs would you add? Always looking for more!

hangingbyathread6's picture

Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
Don't go away Mad- Motley Crüe
She Fucking Hates Me - ugly kid joe (?)

zerostepdrama's picture

LOVE this song and LOVE Outkast. When Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik came out I was in Jr High and it was AMAZING! I still remember a male friend of mine giving me the tape Smile

Tuff Noogies's picture

NO THAT's MY SONG - at least MIL would say it is...

lets see - for dumbass, "my mom" by eminem.
or "get a job", offspring.

Tuff Noogies's picture

You Sorry Sack of Shit, by STalkSMs.

oh wait, it's not been written..... yet..... although i'm sure if we put our heads together we'd come up with something amazing }:)

CBCharlotte's picture

^ LOL I am setting this as BM2s ringtone right now, I can't believe I didn't think of it!

thinkthrice's picture

Chef would NEVER allow anything like that on his phone! After all, the BM IS the "mother-of-his-children" (TM)

I like the tornado air raid siren (have that one on my phone for Chef and I did have Taylor Swift's "Mean" on there for him in the past)
Other suggestions are "The Ride of the Valkyries"

One time I did put something mildly unflattering to show up when she called instead of her first name as Chef had put on there. He was very angry and told me to "take that off!" :barf"

thebrokenrecordmachine's picture

These are all really good songs everyone has inputted.

Mine are:
1- im an asshole-dennis leary (actually were canadian assholes, bm should at least know dh is haha)

2- get over it-ok go (seriously she really needs to get over it...its been about 15 years lol)

3- toss up between rich girl- hall and oates vs gold digger- kanye
ah f-it they both are for her!

Tuff Noogies's picture

i fucking hate you- godsmack.

eta- or cryin' like a bitch.

Rags's picture

Your Cheatin Heart - Hank Williams
Where did you sleep last night? - Leadbelly
Who is he (and what is he to you?)- Bill Withers
The thunder rolls - Garth Brooks
The road - Tom Jones
Ruby don't take you love to town - Kenny Rogers
On the other hand - Randy Travis
I don't want you back (Fuck it!) - Eamon
Careless whisper - Wham!
Papa loved mama - Garth Brooks
Where oh where are you tonight (You were gone) - He Haw

Yep, she was an adulterous whore. For most of our 2.5 year marriage. Good riddance that she is way gone from my life. I was husband #1. She is on #3 and has had 3 out of wedlock children since we divorced. It is a blessing that we never had children. No telling what oozing pox her spawn could have caught from traveling down that well used and cavernous birth canal.

is it just me...'s picture

You're so vain (Carly Simon) Did someone already put that? Except she has nothing to be vain about. She had to buy her boobs and they aren't even that great. She works out all the time but she still has a cankle build lol...