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Does This Make One White Trash?

JAMS2011's picture

I just had to share this tiny story that just left me speechless and confused:

Memorial Day weekend came up and normally the exchange is drop her off at school on Monday and she rides the bus to her other house in the afternoon. Since there was no school on Monday this led to the limbo of do we drop her at school Tuesday or drop her at your place on Monday. The decision was made to drop her off on Monday evening. We took a family trip and we started coming home around 5 pm. We get a text saying something along the lines of I don't want to wait for you to drop her off I am ready to see her now so I am just going to ambush your house and take her. To which we replied sorry but we nor SD is there at the moment. She responded by saying something along the lines of well fine just bring her over here when you get back but don't be too late because I have work in the morning (fun fact: on Mothers Day she also had work in the morning but she was about 45 minutes away from where she worked at the movies to see a movie that didn't even start until 10 pm but somehow she made it to work the next day so curfew doesn't seem to be a problem) When we got back home it was about 8 pm so we got her bookbag and everything together and DH took SD to her other house while I stayed at home with our other kids. When he came back he told me that when he dropped her off AT 8:30 AT NIGHT this is what he saw:

She was sitting on the back porch of her moms (SD Grandmas) double wide in a bikini smoking a cigarette. No pool. No one else there. Just her and it has been dark outside for almost 2 hours.

:? What??? Why??? Whatever haha

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zerostepdrama's picture

Bikini + BM + cig + double wide + no reason to currently be wearing bikini = white trash.

Yep I added up and its white trash!

frustratedstepdad's picture

LOL

DaizyDuke's picture

haha the Redneck Windchimes! I can just picture her now, horribly dyed blonde hair with 3 inch roots showing, oh wait! She probably had the ever popular "messy bun" going. No offense to messy bun wearers of course, unless it is your hairstyle du jour like BM1, then it's the nasty bun.

thinkthrice's picture

Biodad is as redneck as they come (for upstate NY) Coors light is his absolute love. At least 10 a night (with Jim Beam Bourbon as a chaser, of course)

"She was sitting on the back porch of her moms (SD Grandmas) double wide in a bikini smoking a cigarette. No pool. No one else there. Just her and it has been dark outside for almost 2 hours."

O.M.G. You just described biodad's older half sister TO A T!!!

Accordn2L's picture

I'm in N. Carolina and I would say total trailer park white trash right there. Your skid has a super "special" BM! hahaha

lintini's picture

When my aunt moved to Indiana and I came out to visit, she took me to the Walmart parking lot to look at all the trashy people with no teeth, I'll never forget it. We must have sat in the car for 30min cracking up. So many camo shorts and butt cracks!

In the bay area of Cali I just go to San Fran if I want to see strange things....like a man on a unicycle wearing a pink spandex full body leotard thing......freaky!!

I like the "double wide" explanation, makes me think of the oversize loads all over the trucks!

JAMS2011's picture

That's where the saying comes from "If you shop at Target count your blessings if you shop at Walmart count your teeth"