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OT - Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

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Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

As requested, I'm reviving my Christmas rewrites!

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Drink some Cabernet
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

Joy is sucked from the holidays
Cuz DH spawned with a skank wh0re
Greedy skids who expect money
Will all come running once more
Through the years we will be stuck together
Try not to mad-cow

Hide a wine bottle among the Christmas tree boughs
And have yourself a boozy little Christmas now!

Drink and repeat!

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Birchclimber's picture

LOL....LOL....I am adding this to my song list this year!!!  Won't the neigbhors be surprised when this caroller belts this little ditty out for all to hear, and then takes a big ol' swig of that Cabernet!
Love it, Aniki!  Thanks for the Belly Laugh!

grannyd's picture

Wonderful lyrics, Ani! Clapping