Evil Aniki and poor wittle BioHo
Or should I say "The Barren B!tch Strikes Again!"?
Anyone who has read my blogs knows that BioHo refers to me as the Barren B!tch because I could not have bios. 'Ho has also accused me of trying to "steal" her place/family. Apparently, I'm still trying...
My birthday was this past weekend. I got texts from SD24 and SS21 and a birthday card from SD27 and family. SS18, to my great surprise, left a gift bag inside the door for me with some of my favorite (local) treats. I called him to thank him. Unfortunately, BioHo overheard the conversation because...
Seconds after we hung up, DH's phone rings. SS18 calling. But, in typical BioHo style, she obviously grabbed SS's phone to call DH (because DH usually lets 'Ho calls go to voicemail).
DH: Hey bud...
Ho: ~screeching swears and who knows what~
DH: What the f*ck do YOU want?!
Ho: ~yelling~ That barren b!tch is trying to steal my family!!!
DH: ~holding the phone away from him~ What the f*ck are you talking about? Calm the f*ck down already.
Note: Never, in the history of being told to calm down has anyone ever calmed down...
Ho: SS18 gave that f*cking b!tch a birthday present!
DH: SS18 gave my WIFE a present, yes.
Ho: He's MY son, dammit! MINE!!! Where the f*ck does that b!tch get off? ~starts bawling~
DH: My WIFE had nothing to do with that. HE made that choice because SHE's nice and HE has manners. And he sure the hell didn't get them from YOU.
Ho: SHE is NOT his mother! I AM!! Not that barren f*cking b!tch!!!
DH: You’re a mother, alright. And if she's a b!tch, God only knows what that makes you.
Ho: I'M HIS F*CKING MOTHER!!!
DH: Yeah and it's a damn shame. I feel sorry for him.
Ho: Why YOU...
Coffee, anyone? *music2*