I remember telling you guys about ASS's job offer from MajorAutoCompany - where he interned over the summer and which came with an 83K salary.  I think I told you guys that he was still keeping himself open to other offers, which is a huge recruiting no-no, but it's ASS, so what did we expect? 

He got another offer from SecondMajorAutoCompany for less money, BUT it is in TX so it's far away and there's no personal income tax in TX.   He told DH the other day that he will be taking that job and that he has already found an apartment.  He has three weeks between graduation and the start date.   He graduates in early May and starts the job on June 1.

ASS will be far, far away and I couldn't be happier