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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Friday at last. FINALLY! It took a LOT for me to roll out of bed and motor-vate this morning. I reeeeeally wanted to roll over and sleep for another 2 or 3 or 10 hours. Farking virus.

Eff off to:

  • Having a stomach virus. I hurt in places one should not hurt. Gaaaaaaaaaaah!
     
  • People who get on their cell phones at stoplights. And then get pissy with YOU for giving a little horn toot because they're so engrossed, they miss the light change and continue to sit there...while 2 cars in the other lane have already crossed the freaking intersection. GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE, ASSHAT!
     
  • The middle manager who cannot seem to get it through his thick skull that I cannot FORCE people to sign a MF documemt. "Hey, Buttmonkey, I have a great idea. YOU fly to The Land Of Oz, go around to every bigwig's office, and stay there until they sign. Don't come back 'til they've all signed!" Oooooooooh, how I wish I could say that. But I was thinking it REAL HARD.

 

Wishing you all a stress-free, peaceful (or fun-filled) weekend!
Aniki

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ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

Yay!!!

Happy Eff Off FRIDAY!!!

Eff off to:

  • Liars
  • People that don't listen during counseling (Will blog about that mess LMAO)
  • Missing the kiddles
  • Not getting to travel for work next week because big furbaby is an anxious mess and won't let coworker take him outside...
  • Anxiety and having to work on stuff from counseling.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

If it's the liar I'm thinking it is, he needs to suck some oozing crusty donkey balls.

{{HUGS}}

SacrificialLamb's picture

Eff off to Spirit Airlines. They make it impossible to actually talk to a live person. I am trying to get my stepdad home where he needs to use a voucher and have his daughter bypass the TSA security to take him to the gate, SO NO SPIRIT I CANNOT DO IT ONLINE!

I think they actually have 1 person who works in customer service. 

When you finally get on hold to wait for someone, they play the worst music ever so you WANT to get off the phone.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

How frustrating, Lambie! I bet that person only works PT, too. Gah. Hope all is resolved.

Siemprematahari's picture

Hola amiga!

Eff off to commuting on the train and while there were 10+ empty seats available, she chose to sit right smack next to me instead  Stop

With her big coat and blaring music EARLY in the MORNING!!!!

Hope you have a wonderful weekend Aniki!

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hola Siempre!

Um, EW. Was she giving you the side-eye and flirting???

Y tu tambien!

Lollybobs's picture

Eff off to websites which give you every which way and means to contact them - apart from a sodding phone number!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I always end up with someone whose first language is obviously NOT English. I'm sure to not use idioms and slang and they simply Do.Not.Comprehend. Argh.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Agreed!

TrueNorth77's picture

Eff off to...my job! Literally. I gave my notice. One can only take so much of someone who is in a serious position of authority, yelling at everyone unprofessionally, violating company policy, lying, and essentially terrorizing the employees, while people who are above him are completely aware of it but do absolutely nothing to stop it. And then when I go to them to complain, they agree that it's not ok but take steps to hide it from everyone else or do anything about it. Like it's 1950.

On that same note, Eff off to this sterile work environment where fun comes to die, and the catty b*tches that work here, who I will not miss. I do have a new job, so on to a hopefully better work environment!

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Gads, SG, how awful! Glad you got out of there. Fingers crossed that the new job is much, MUCH better!

TrueNorth77's picture

Thanks Aniki. I'm getting too old to be starting over again and my current job has a pension, but life is too short to work in this kind of environment! Deuces!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

They still have jobs with a pension? LOL!

Life is too short to be miserable. That includes relationships AND jobs! xo

GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

A Flying Monkey Punch to the nimrod who thought it was OK to go 60 miles an hour during a sleet storm on Tuesday, lost control of his car, and totalled my SUV that was TWO MONTHS AWAY from being paid off! Thankfully, no one was hurt but come on, really?? Dealing with insurance all week has been a huge PITA. And meanwhile, I'm also waiting for biopsy results. Ghost needs a break! And a drink!

 

hereiam's picture

Oh, Ghost, I'm sorry but glad you are okay. That really sucks - about everything.

I hate driving in bad weather- especially with other people. A lot of times, it's certain drivers that cause accidents, not the road conditions.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

I don't mind driving in bad weather because I know my (and my car's) capabilities. It's the asshats on the road that make it scary!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

OMG, Ghost!!! I'm so sorry that happened to you! That bloody asshat. I hope you've been checked out and are okay. That's the most important thing. {{hugs}}

A DOUBLE Flying Five Fist Monkey Nut Punch for that jackwad. 

Name your poison, sweetie. And give us an Ann update! 

GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

I did get checked out, and all is well other than some vertical strain, which is to be expected. I just get people who think they're immune to weather conditions!

As far as Ann goes, well, interesting things have happened! I'll post an update as soon as I get the time. Smile