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Aniki-Moderator's picture

Friday at last! There's not enough coffee for this morning and I doubt there is enough wine or whiskey to compensate for the day I'm already having.

Eff off to:

  • People who think they can still drive 55pmh (or more) with snow on the road. Oh, is this you in the ditch 3 miles down the road? What a surprise.
  • my boss who roped me into planning this farking baby shower because I'm "creative". Yes, I am, but I don't know a bloody thing about planning a baby shower. A bachelor party, hellz YEAH!!! Baby shower? Kill me now.
  • Women who think that ALL women:
    • know HOW to plan a baby shower (I'd rather plan an intervention)
    • want to plan baby showers (I'd rather have a tooth pulled)
    • want to play baby shower games (I'd rather have my left nipple smashed flat with a ball peen hammer)
  • People who get p!ssy because you have NO ideas for games to play AT A FARKING BABY SHOWER.
  • coworkers who leave you a voicemail that it's URGENT they speak with you ASAP... and still have not returned the calls you made trying to get back with them.

I hope everyone has an enjoyable weekend!

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WalkOnBy's picture

Eff off to bitter divorced women like my mother, who are being pissy about getting over themselves when it comes to a couple of hours on Thanksgiving.

Thing1 will be home for like a second, and my daughter, son-in-law and grandbaby are only available for a short window around Thanksgiving, so I am having dinner at my house.  I invited my dad and SM and instead of acting like an adult, my mom has told me that I "have stolen" her holiday and "ruined" her family.

Yeah, okay, whatever woman.  Pretty sure she can suck it up for a couple of hours.  

Stop

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Stolen HER holiday and ruined HER family. What is she: 10? Gaaaaaaaah.

~passes the Bailey's to WOB~

WalkOnBy's picture

Hey now, don't insult 10 year olds like that!!  Smile

She is more like a toddler...

I think I am gonna need a bigger bottle Smile

DPW's picture

Eff off to...

- The anticipation of the great snowstorm of 2018. So not in the mood to be digging out. It's too early in the season.

- A three day weekend, instead of two day weekend, at work because of the holiday. At least Monday is time and a half.

- Routine. I'm tired of always doing the same thing - work, work, work. I need to have some fun soon. 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Did you run out and buy eggs, milk, and bread? Wink

DPW, if I could, I'd head your way and we'd paint the town red! Or purple. Or kingfisher blue... Any color to get you out of your routine rut and have some fun!

DPW's picture

No, but we ordered extra pizza last night.... lol!

Painting the town red with you would be a blast!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Mmmmm.... pizza! I've been fiending for some kickass pizza and a bottle of pinot noir!

TrueNorth77's picture

Eff off to SNOW!!! Ugh, why do I live in this godforsaken state??

Eff off to pets dying. Seriously. My boss had a horse they had to put under yesterday because it broke its leg. 2 different friends had dogs die of cancer in the past 2 weeks. My friends cat died last week. And another very good friend's dog got diagnosed with a Fibroid disease and she may need to put him down. He is a great dog. Just bums me out.

I actually can't complain too much, this has been a pretty good week with minimal annoyances.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Woman, you need to move somewhere with minimal snow! My oldest brother loathes snow and moved to Florida last year. LOL

It definitely sucks when furbabies die. It's been 1.5 years since I lost my darling Mr. P and I miss him like crazy.

TrueNorth77's picture

What's funny is that I have lived in 2 states with no snow TWICE, and I always end up moving back! My SO says he wants to move to a warm state too once skids are out of the house, so hopefully that happens. Florida has been mentioned. Skids told us that Crazy always tells them how she can't wait for them to be 18 so she can move somewhre warm too, like Florida. Ha! Watch us all end up in the same f'ng state. Except the woman doesn't even go away for wknds, much less travel...she certainly is never going to move to another state. The only place she's going is maybe a trailer park down the road.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Or even in the same retirement community....LOL

There are times I'd be willing to bet that some of these whackadoodle BMs would move simply to try and continue to make their exDH's lives miserable...

classyNJ's picture

EFF off to having to spend the weekend cleaning out SS16's two bedrooms and throwing all into garbage bags.  I will be wearing two pairs of rubber gloves!

 

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Don't forget to wear a breathing mask and a biohazard suit and to shower off all the toxic waste when you're done!

Siemprematahari's picture

Hola Aniki and fellow posters!

Hope I'm not late for the party but I'd like to paint the town purple too ;). I have a bottle of Cuervo to keep us warm Drinks

-Eff off to my college professor who gives the most difficult exams and words them into trick questions.

-Eff off to the girl sitting in front of me with the bad weave that looked like a birds nest.

Wishing everyone a fabulous weekend!

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Hola, Siempre!

Morado es mi color favorito! Que tipo de Cuervo?

--figureditout--'s picture

Eff off to suicide. We (DH and I) lost a friend to it last week.  He was a good kid, only 2 years younger than me but he would jokingly call me Mom because I would go save him and always fed him. He left a wife, an adopted SS, and 2 grown sons.

Eff off to people who don't know the difference between Veterans Day and Memorial Day.

Eff off to the great estranged SD ambush on OBS' birthday.

And...

Eff off to my indecisive mind...I have 3 tattoo ideas but don't know which one I want first.

Cover1W's picture

EFF off to boss holding someone accountable for not doing something that's not even a documented standard. And afterwards going round and round with me saying that we should be doing it even if it's not the process. WTF? It's crazy making and I left work disgusted.  However I did get it added as a discussion talking point for our group meeting. More than half of us don't do it! Add it to process or don't hold us accountable.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

How frustrating, Cover! You wanna come and paint the town red and purple and green and yellow and blue with the rest of us? Throw in some silver lear or gold flake?

24 years as a SM's picture

Still waiting to hear from 5 of our friends that lived in the little town of Paradise. No one has heard from them since the fire started yesterday morning,  Six other families from Paradise are here at our house and know they have lost their homes. California foresty management sucks, they let the forest get overgrown and no logging to thin out the trees and this is what we end up with, raging fires and almost a whole town wiped off the map.

Merry's picture

I didn't have an eff-off rant until now.

Eff off to micromanaging, controlling, belittling bosses. I'm talking about my BD's boss.  She has a serious passive agressive thing going.

BD is looking for another job. Can't come soon enough. Anybody in Texas hill country need a smart, dependable employee?