The ASS Chronicles - T minus 2 days!!!!
Scene - master bath, 7:00 am. DH is standing at his sink while Sheba drinks from the faucet. I am at my sink, asking Sheba why she always uses DH's sink and never mine. She doesn't answer.
Me - I see on the calendar that your car will be going to the dealer on Sunday night? (DH got sideswiped in a parking garage)
DH - yeah, gonna be a long day.
Me - Yeah, I should say so. Graduation, packing up my Jeep, driving to MedusaTown and back, then dropping the car off???
DH - yeah, maybe you and DD25 can handle that while I am driving to and from MedusaTown?
Me - sure, I will ask her to pick me up there and bring me home. How's the packing going?
DH - who the eff knows? You know how ASS is, if I tell him to do something, he won't. I DID tell him that he should choose wisely, because he could be certain that he will never see anything he leaves behind.
Me - oh yeah, that is true. I will probably have it repainted by the time you get home - lol!
DH - I know I should be sad about him leaving, but I'm not. It needs to happen.
Me - don't worry about how you feel - I am feeling enough for both of us
DH - it's gonna be so much better around here when he's gone, you know
Me - yeah, I am aware
So, that's it. Nothing exciting to report...tomorrow will be the last night that ASS sleeps in my house. Ever. There is no way that kid will ever "stoop" to returning home. Thank Dog!!!