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MOTY BM. . .

thinkthrice's picture

1. Calls her BM "Mommy" or "My Mommy" (BM is 43 years old)
2. Posts lovely, healthy recipes like "meatball subs on a stick" (canned biscuits wrapped around a greasy meatball on a skewer--and talks about her "picky teen boys"
3. Brags that she's waiting for gas station pizza to feed her family on a Friday night
4. Chuckles at the fact that her 15 1/2 year old daughter won't eat fruits or veggies; only chicken mcnuggets and cheese (she has GOT to be plugged up a mile high)

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GhostWhoCooksDinner's picture

WINNER!!!

- Gets knocked up by a guy she later marries and passes the kid off as DH's for 9 years. No mindf*&^ there!
- Can't give her kid lunch money but always has cigarettes and the latest iPhone and iPad.
- Thinks it's cute when her 9-year-old throws full-on screaming, kicking, on-the-floor tantrums in public.
- Shares all the details of the divorce and custody agreement with her then-11-year-old and confides in him about how she was treated soooooo horribly by his father. Cry me a river.
- Tells her kids, "Well, if your father and his bitch wife are so wonderful, maybe I'll just drop you off, I'll move out of state, and you'll never see me again!" Promises, promises.

thinkthrice's picture

Mine actually is a "church lady" and sees herself as the "FUN" BFF Mom--after all HER BM was the "FUN" Mom as well.

When the BM would get drunk at a sorority party and turn up "missing" HER Mom would employ biodad, who was just dating BM at the time, to go FIND her.

BM's BM, I'll call "Battleaxe" to simplify things, was "insulted" when some family friend made a comment about the BM's huge boobs during a swimming party. In actuality, Battleaxe was oddly flattered as she lives to this day vicariously through her "Princess Bride." They are completely "enmeshed."

Your #4 is the same except change the age from 11 to 8 as she did with OSS (he's 17.5, a pot fiend and f-ed in the head)

JustAgirl42's picture

Yeah, and you certainly don't want to do any VENTING in order to get some negative feelings out of your head. I mean, that's not what this site is for...get a grip on yourself! Wink

JustAgirl42's picture

Oh, believe me, BM had us laughing up a storm last night!

She was bitching and calling my FDH a liar, through emails, because he said he was tired of her always being late for drop-offs. She IS always late... has not ONCE had SD here on time! And, it's usually at least a half an hour or more late! But, he's lying about that...just making it up for some reason! HAHAHAHAHA!!

Disneyfan's picture

I don't understand why numbers 1 and 2 are an issue. In some cultures and regions of the country, it's very common for adults to use the terms mommy/momma and daddy/popi regardless of their age.

Who doesn't like(and share) unhealthy meals? I LOVE traditional southern soul food. A coworker asked me for a biscuit recipe a few months ago. I was quick to let her know to go elsewhere if she wanted a healthy version. When I make biscuits, I use sour, whole milk and LARD (or Crisco)

JustAgirl42's picture

I love comfort food too, but everything in moderation. There are too many overweight kids these days.

thinkthrice's picture

Disneyfan, I also love comfort food--HOMEMADE from SCRATCH comfort food ala Alton Brown or Barefoot Contessa. The BM and Battleaxe pull crap out of BOXES aka PROCESSED food with 1,000 chemicals. And then claim their kids are ADHD, etc.

The "meatballs on a stick" was made from frozen PREMADE meatballs and biscuits in a can. She posts about four recipes a day made from strictly processed, high priced, junk food. All three kids are heading for gastric bypass.

As far as the "My Mommy" thing, I'm pretty sure that most normal, non-enmeshed American WASPS don't do this as a rule. Maybe in the Chilean Andes, yes.

thinkthrice's picture

Oh gawd I DESPISE those golf balls from Hell. No wonder YSS PASed out over meals. They didn't and still don't have a CLUE about what REAL food tastes like!!

Note to BM: Get yourself some coursely ground pork and beef, add chicken stock (yes mine is homemade even though I work 40+ hours a week), parsley, thyme, rosemary, salt and pepper, egg, homemade bread crumbs. GENTLY form into balls and roast off in a 375 degree oven until medium(yes, slightly olive oil the roasting pan--muffin pans work well too)

For biscuits, it's self rising flour, REAL buttermilk and lard or possibly crisco.

hereiam's picture

I despise prefab meatballs

Me, too, they taste weird. No matter how much wine you drink with them.

tryingmom's picture

I hate the premade ones also, BUT, the skids would rather die than eat my homemade meatballs. :sick:

So I buy a bag for them and make DH and I the real thing. Not my problem when they smell like the Frito bandito from all the processed food they eat. No amount of Axe is going to cover that up.

thinkthrice's picture

Yeah I know what you're saying. I too resorted to giving them GENERIC junk food in the end since they REFUSED to eat anything that didn't come out of a brightly coloured box or a drive thru window.

Saved the empty Doritos bags, etc. and refilled them with dollar store generics!! They didn't know the difference! Oh and get a food saver--you can use it to seal the, ahem, brand name snacks.

thinkthrice's picture

Sounds like the BM in my case. Only she would call it a gourmet meal LOL!

StepKat's picture

BM post MOTY FB stuff all the time. Drives me nuts lol. I have a friend that does it too. It's just annoying.

thinkthrice's picture

What makes it so ironic is that the BM attempted to run a catering biz and bakery (she can't cook). Went under in a year even though propped up by her money bags maternal grandpa!!! Who knew you actually had to WORK HARDER when you have your own business??!!