On Monday DH registered SD11 in school in our district. He also signed her up for classes for next year. Much to her dismay he made her enroll in AP English and AP Reading. She tried to counter with "But mommy never made me do AP classes! She was okay with me doing the average classes!" Oh, that must be why she is flourishing in her lucrative career of being a hostess at a strip club.
On top of the AP classes, DH also made her sign up for athletics. He is sick of his kids being lumps at home at the end of the day and decided to do something about it. She started whining and crying in the middle of the counselor's office and so he told her she could either do athletics or pick another activity but she wasn't going to go home everyday and just sit there playing video games. She chose basketball.
I am not sure who this man is who has replaced my guilty daddy husband but I think I love him.