well, as all of you know, Im no longer a FSM.
But many of you asked me to keep posting, and i wanted to also! So here is an update....

Im gonna use names (not real) bc all this EXSO & BM stuff is getting old!

EX-SO: Tim
His new 18 yr old gf: WHORE (couldnt think of a better name to fit her!)
BM: Jamie
SD: Vanna
New Guy: Devin
Old Ex: Timmy (I know thats real close to EX-SO but thats bc in real life.. their names ARE that similar!)
HairStlyist & Friend: Nikki
Roommate: Ang

I think this is all you will need to know to keep up!

Ok, so Tim & WHORE are i guess now official! bet you can just guess how uber excited I am since we live in a town of less the 2,000 ppl! & you ALWAYS run into the people you dont want to see!
I went on a date the other night with my old long time ex Timmy! that went about as well as takin a bull inside a china shop! it was the WORST date of my life! So last night I went to GIRLS NIGHT with Nikki & Ang. we went to a local hole in the wall bar and took shots, played pool, and talked to some friends we ran into there. Well the dj wasnt playing alot of dance music so we left and went to a different bar. The 2nd bar we went to I know the owners (used to be a regular & went to HS with their son) so we go out there, and bc i know the dj we were listening & dancing to almost anything we wanted to. Well Devin (new guy, but also an old friend who I have always crushed on) was there. and we were laughing and dancing and havin fun! Then Tim and WHORE walk in... as soon as they do (mind you she is 18) they walk over to the bar and he buys a beer and buys her a fruity drink. Well at this point i have already had a 8oz flask of tequila and about 6 shots of tequila rose & about 3 or 4 jello shots! Not to mention the 2 alabama slammers i had! (just a side note... i normally dont go out nor do i normally drink! its been a hard month and i needed it just one night!)
So she is drinking her fruit whatever and I decide (drunk thinkin is never a good one) that i need ANOTHER shot and go to then bar. as soon as i get over there the owner asks what i need. I tell her tequila shot for everyone at the table. then i look at WHORE and say Oh btw, happy 18th birthday! Sorry I didnt get a chance to tell you on (then say her birthday date.
The owner IDs her and calls the police. Tim gets a ticket for serving a minor and she gets a minor in procession.
only thing that saved me from a M.I.P was that the cops around here all know my family!

So basically... that was a fun night!
Tonight my family is having a family hayride and bonfire like we do every year!
Devin is coming with me!

So i know my actions last night was inmature... but i had been drinking! and i didnt want them there to ruin my night!
should be drama-free and smooth sailing after last night