:jawdrop: Some things {people for that matter} I will never understand!!!

My SD16 can't pee in a bottle so she just goes in her pants sometimes.

Gross... and just plain lazy!

DH found an unwrapped used tampon in the bottom of SD15 garbage can once and flipped out. I found a used maxi pad in her laundry hamper and that was when I decided I was never stepping foot in her nasty ass room again. I won't even let BS3 go in there. Funny the other day BS3 and I were on a walk and the trail took us next to this swampy yucky water and I said, "Ew, that water smells nasty" and BS3 says "Nasty like SD15" Even the freaking 3 year old knows she's nasty!

My sk was 11 when I found him hoarding shit filled underwear in corners of his bedroom. Turns out his mother was gut loading him before our PT (she's overdose him on laxative she had and not tell anyone). He was hoarding it because he was embarassed (rightfully so) because she used to flip a bird when he shit himself and was scare we would to. Found 12+ plaits and it stunk like no tomorrow

But the psychologist deemed her the better parent for custody. Smh

YSS at the time stb 7, crapped ON PURPOSE all over the house, his bed, the furniture, etc. and then rubbed it in because he was extremely angry that daddykins didn't pop out of bed at 3:00 a.m. on a Saturday morning and go surfing on the web for toys for him for the upcoming Christmas season . I believe the month at the time was April . The weekend before he started trying to make himself vomit to get daddykins to toy shop with him EEEEAAAAARRRRRRLY Saturday morning. He was very angry that daddykins stayed in bed with me.

All three skids were infamous for "ass mining," eating with their faces or fingers, nose picking and wiping boogers on the wall, publicly fondling themselves, spitting, pissing in bottles (one of which I accidentally drank and daddykins thought this was HYSTERICAL) etc etc. I must say that I'm not at all displeased that all three PASed out.

Really I feel that I have all of you beat. This was based on about a year ago-since that's how long he's been out of our home. My ss15 STILL wets his pants nightly. I wish he was responsible enough to piss in a bottle thus not incurring a large amount of wet clothing, bedding, mattress. In addition, he apparently feels it is not his responsibility to clean up his piss, nor even carry it to the laundry room. Therefore he is quite comfortable leaving a pile of pissy sheets, blankets, comforters on the floor of his room for literally months. When he runs out of blankets he switches to towels and will piss on several of these and then throw them on his floor.

Other pee highlights include the "pee and seek" game in which he would piss on blankets and garments and then leave them in an undisclosed location. This worked best when he would just visit for the weekend. At some point he would hide several blankets in various spots and then the rest of the family would follow our noses over the week until we uncovered the hidden item. Often the hidden item might be placed in the middle of a linen closet for example, which would entail washing everything in there. But my favorite time with the "pee and seek" game happened when he was about 13. He was sleeping on a futon. Evidently his pee went straight thru the thing to the plastic sheet he had UNDER the futon because he certainly was too mature to sleep with a plastic sheet. Well, we made him clean off the futon and even put his pissy sheets in the laundry that weekend so we really felt all was well until the odor from that room was just unbearable. Finally I decided I was going to have to move all the furniture and steam clean the carpets. I reached under the futon to remove anything from under there and came back with my hand sopping wet. I went in again and pulled out the plastic sheet that now literally had brown urine in puddles all over it. I promptly gagged and ran for dh. He did finish pulling it out and went and threw it away outside. He did come back in and vomit.

As he grew older, he cared less about "hiding". I loved it when I came home from work and sat in my favorite chair and looked over on the end table to see his urine soaked underwear and shorts sitting on my end table.

I could regale you all with hundreds of pee stories from over the years, but I am going to try to maintain my appetite for tonight!!!

Ok, y'all have made me feel better about SD12 hygiene. I thought it was pretty gross that she didn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom, wouldn't wear deodorant or brush her teeth without being told, and would get blood on her sheets during her period and sleep in them.

However, it's not as bad as it could be. Blech!

This is not a skid story - well not MY skid LOL

My stepsister - so my sainted mother's sd.

We lived WAY out in the country back then (going back 30 years) Household rubbish - some went in the compost pile, some was sorted and burnt and the rest (a smaller amount) went in the fortnightly rubbish collection.

SD - she was raised by her dad (my step-dad who is a lovely man - love him to bits - second dad to me) but oh boy was she daddy's little princess.

We joined the family when she was 11. He also had two sons aged 16 and 14 (I was 16 also when they married)

So, step-sis gets her periods, my mother talked her through it all, what to do - she used pads back then not tampons - nice girls didn't you know.

So. When she was about 15 she moved out - moved into her BM's house....

So mum and I cleaned up her bedroom.....

And found about 3 years worth of used pads hidden all over the room. Stuffed in drawers, in the cupboard, under the bed, in bags behind the armchair.

EEEEUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I don't think she ever threw one out.

(We did have an outside toilet so it was always "awkward" getting to the loo and back to the rubbish bin - a lot further to travel and night visits were just horrible LOL)