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HAPPY NATIONAL MARGARITA DAY!!!

celebrate accordingly.

skids/skads NOT permitted to ruin such a treasured holiday! easy for me to say, it's a skid free w/e at mi casa, WAHOO!!! the little bastards will still call/text to rain on my parade.

CHEERS!

WHY DO I CARE?

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since i have been trying the stay positve route, i'm feeling pretty petty right now, but i am pissed beyond fucking belief ~ but not showing it to dh, hence the "stay positive"

1. i have been asking dh to do a specific task forever. he finally agreed he would do it. i say GREAT, i'll get the tsuff and we can do it tomorrow. dh says "we'll do it this w/e"

WTF is wrong with tomorrow? OH, your little ass gnat won't be here to ooh & awe or wtf ever it is that gives you a massive hard on that only allows you to do shit when you have your fucking audience.

Skids lack of accomplishments

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hijack of PrincessFiona's blog:

i'm going to have to agree with ld 100%:

"SO tries to hide all the negative or ignore it like it doesn't exist/isn't an issue - and then is super vocal about any little thing good she does"

yay, sd/ss did this or that good. let's have a fucking party and talk about it for-fucking-ever.

but hey, what about:

sd is a thief
sd is a liar (even when swearing on the bible)
sd is a user

WTF?

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clipped out of another blog, but i couldn't believe what i read:

"That's pretty much the highest purpose of marriage - the children you have and raise."

i guess i haven't read that backwoods hillbilly definition of marriage.

i'm at a loss between :jawdrop: and :sick:

Short Fuse

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in addition to this being shitty ass sucky skid wednesday. mil has been pushing my buttons since last night with her stupid fucking texts and demands of dh. aside from all that, i seem to be being bombarded with people who don't fucking listen ~ friends and work associates.

i think tonight is going to be UGLY, VERY ugly if dh shows up early with sd. i am already so pissed at him for being such a pussy that can't stand up to his mom, sister or exwife, but to take it all out on and fight with me is kosher. WTF?

a new thing we need to add to being a sm:

OOPS ~ Flabbergasted

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i must have been stealing somebody's thunder so my comment was deleted, but i did want to thank you for your appreciation of good humor, in case you missed my original thanks:

thanks fp, i do think a well rounded sense of humor makes the road of life a little less rocky!

some men are so out of touch

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with reality.....

i'm at the grocery store and this man walks up with a small child in his buggy and is just lingering about right next to me. he doesn't appear to be looking for anything, but this little kid keeps saying "hello" "hi" "hello" "hi" over and over and over, my back is facing them, so there is NO way i'm going to engage in this little episode..... then the man says "you just say hi to everyone, don't you?" the kid is obviously too young to have a conversation, but he keeps on....

Trying again

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here's a nugget i have been pondering along with other anti-starfish thinking..... these little names i have for skids, i didn't pull them out of my ass, basically they were all earned.... BUT i would never allow anyone to speak of someone i love like that... of course, i try to keep those little things secret from dh, but i've been busted trash talking skids and mil ~ sil, too i think ~ more than once...

A sign??

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i'm starting to believe my skids like the smell of piss and everything to do with it.

pp, one month shy of 12, still pisses in the bed. AND refuses to take sheets off to be washed unless told to 50 fucking times.

he also pisses on the toilet seat.

i haven't noticed any skids marks on the toilet lately, so whichever one was doing that has quit.

wit, 2 weeks shy of 15, refuses to flush the toilet when she's finished.

dh's solution:

make a sign to hang by the toilet.....

sf: you mean something like:

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