Is that all men THINK about?

So, I left the office early today. Not really feeling well and have a super duper headache today.

So, I call FH to tell him I'm going home and he says "well, I'll come home too, and I want you to be naked when I get there."
What?! Did you not hear what I said?
No, all he heard was : Fifth - home - alone - no kids - LET'S GET NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!
He owns his own business, so he can come home whenever he wants to.

YIPPEE!!!!!

I don't feel well and he's horny.

Go figure?!

He should be pulling in any minute, so I gotta go now. Taking some ibuprofen and putting on my sweats!

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lol Fifth, its not all they

lol Fifth, its not all they think about, cuz its what I think about too! That would've been my first thought since we barely get alone time }:)
Feel Better!

It is scientifically proven

It is scientifically proven (by BBB) that sex or "blanket dancing" is an excellent source of headache relief }:) Enjoy your day with horny hubby dahling! lol

Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. ~Buddha

I guess they think they have

I guess they think they have a magic wand or something?? Geez! LOL!

Thankfully, my DH is very considerate. If I really do have a headache, he can tell, and he will brush my hair with his fingers until I fall asleep. He knows I'll pay him back later.

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"I guess they think they

"I guess they think they have a magic wand or something?'

hahahahahahahah! DH would think he has a magic WAND alright!

I agree - all they think about- and if it's not happenin' they start to withdraw their other signs of affection. THAT's annoying. I think DH and I are in dire straits right now in that dept. Four kids, BD 3 clingy and sick since preschool, me sick, SD sick and in rare form of baiting arguments combined with entitled demands...

I do not compartmentalize and when I am suffering from lack of me time, from over stress and over stimulation the LAST thing I want to do is give myself to DH.

I have no self left these days to give.

"Parental love is unconditional, relationships are reciprocal." ~Zen

FH will tell me that he's

FH will tell me that he's got some medicine for me, or has something that will soothe my throat. GAG!! Then he'll go off on how many nutrients and vitamins it has.

Ha..then you can respond

Ha..then you can respond with, "yes but it is SO high in sugars and calories...I'd have to spit it right out!" }:)

Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. ~Buddha

LOL. I DO ANYWAY!!! I'm

LOL. I DO ANYWAY!!! I'm sorry, TMI, but I just can't. UGH!!

no worries babe, nothing is

no worries babe, nothing is tmi to me... I never could understand TMI...we all go through similar stuff at one time or another, why not share and laugh? I just tell DH it's too high in sugar and the high consumption will eventually turn me into a diabetic }:)

Work out your own salvation. Do not depend on others. ~Buddha

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sex does help headaches...I

sex does help headaches...I think it's the endorphins released in the brain. Whenever I have a migraine we try that have fun!!! hehehehe