Lizard lips, Part II
So went sent the lizard with the messed up lips home to BM (gross). My DH tends to be on the neurotic side and sent BM a text to remind her to put the ointment on the lizard daily.
She text back and said...."The lizard is so cute! Her lips remind me of SD lips when she was a baby. Don't worry, I am taking good care of Morty"(lizard's name)
Holy shit balls - did this lunatic really compare her child's lips to a lizard's lips that were burned by a heat lamp?