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OT- Elf on the shelf

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

So good news. The dogs got the elf.

Bad news... Apparently he wasn't delicious and they only bit off an ear... Therefore... The elf is still kicking it...

 

Also like a good little person not wanting to shatter Christmas magic... Touching the elf with gloves and then putting him on the Christmas tree is A-okay in emergencies now... LMAO

The elf was so close to dying... My furbabies can destroy my favorite hat in a moment of weakness... But they couldn't finish off the elf... Darn... LMAO 

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susanm's picture

Did you see the Saturday Night Live Elf on a Shelf skit last week?  If not it is worth looking up on Youtube.  You will never look at it the same again.  Personally I always found them majorly creepy!

susanm's picture

You want to hear traumatized?  I showed the clip to my DH and he did not get that part.  I had to explain it to him.  Then he wanted to know how I knew what they were talking about.  Awkward......LOL

susanm's picture

He just shook his head and rolled his eyes as if such a thing simply would not enter his mind.  We are open about our past "adventures" but every once in a while something I say will seem to catch him off guard and remind him that he is not the only one who had an interesting life.  He was the second guy BM had ever been with and, as usual, I am her polar opposite.  LOL  

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

With my luck they'd suddenly learn how to be dainty and just lick the thing instead... LOL

Aniki's picture

Squirt some bacon grease or peanut butter in that hole in the ear. Or a hole you poke ANYWHERE in the elf.

Aniki's picture

I often used a straw or popsicle stick to put peanut butter into Mr. P's treats.