Someone is about to DIE!
For Lent I gave up cookies, cake, candy and dessert. About a month ago DH and I took GD5 out for the day and bought 3 bundt cakes at Nothing Bundt Cakes. Buy 3 get 1 free. GD took hers home, DH ate his and we had 2 left over for me to have at Easter. And they have been in the freezer since. Sitting there, tempting and taunting me.... until this afternoon.
I am sitting in our fam. room and there on the table is the red velvet bundt cake case with a fork. McGee and DiNozzo and Abby and Gibbs couldn't come to a better conclusion than SS19 called by and watched some TV and ATE MY FREAKING BUNDT CAKE! FUCK I am angry.
The shit hasn't been around for a week. Has a room here, works 40 hrs a week (big fucking deal, so do I, hasn't paid his rent for 2 weeks and comes around and eats my dessert! He is dead meat!
DH better not protect him. He better not tell me SS19 lives here too and can eat food in our house and do I want to throw him out... of do NOT tempt me DH. Do NOT FREAKING TEMPT ME!The kid hasn't even left a "Sorry will replace it" note. Nthing to redeem himself. The shit didn't even clean up after himself and hide the evidence!
Is nothing freaking sacred? NOTHING? I am so tempted to stain some sanitary pads with defrosted steak and hide them under the front seat of his car. Man I can be evil if I want to.
But right now I want to cry. I can see why his mother wants him to get his own place. I am so on Team BM today. And I know there is a White Chocolate raspberry one left. But it wasn't for HIM. He knows this. And even if he doesn't it gives him no right to wander in here and pig out in my fridge and not even ring his Dad all week.
Now I am going to make a HUGE drink and wait for DH to come home.
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Death by tar and feathering
Death by tar and feathering is an entirely appropriate punishment. Is caning allowed? Hmmm...
Sounds like a good time to
Sounds like a good time to make a special batch of brownies just for him....
Oh now it gets better... DH
Oh now it gets better... DH ate it! Pft, they can both suffer!
I would honestly tell your DH
I would honestly tell your DH that until a brand new red velvet bundt cake is sitting in your freezer that you will do no more cooking. I would kill too!
Well he has bowling tonight
Well he has bowling tonight and I suggested he eats at the lanes.
no, nothing is sacred. i
no, nothing is sacred. i could never have anything either. i asked fdh to stop by the store one night on our way home to get me some chips and salsa to take to work with me. when he came out of the store, sd immediately asked if she could have some when we got home. she was right there when i asked him to get them for me to take to work. she knew they were mine. she didn't give a shit. she has to get her hands into everything just to mark her territory and let it be known that she is around. for some reasons, kids can't stand for us to have anything of our own. not even a cake or a damn bag of tortilla chips.
I used to think my SM was an
I used to think my SM was an evil nut case for hiding food in her closet...until I became a SM.
Hahaha I do that too! I keep
Hahaha I do that too! I keep everything in my night stand drawer that isn't perishable and everything else in the extra fridge in the garage that they forget exists!!
On a positive note, at least
On a positive note, at least it was in plain view so that you didn't go looking for it on Easter and find it missing then!
Cheers, drink up and enjoy! DH would be going tomorrow to replace it
I hope that whomever is
I hope that whomever is responsible for this theft of cake is being held accountable. Somebody needs to go get mama a new cake, and not just any cake, but some bomb bundt cake. That's just inexcusable. What are they, cavemen?
oh my god I just said this
oh my god I just said this the other day....can I have one damn thing that is MINE. between DD's 13 (twins) and SD16, hair products, curling irons, straightening irons, various food items, MY make up (this one I flip over) perfume, deodorant, shoes, you name it...my breaking point is my tampoons, they have all been told, the first time i go to grab them and there is none they will rue the day...make DH go get you a new cake as a matter of fact make him get you three