Gee, thanks SS for showing me how to start the dishwasher! Couldn't have done it without you.
SO is out of town, SS' grandparents are visiting and "babysitting" awkward immature SS16. Grandma cooked a wonderful dinner for us. And I helped her finish loading the dishwasher while SS stood by and did nothing. Grandma needed help finding things in our kitchen. I got the soap pellets, which SS was in a hurry to show how he knew where they were, but wouldn't get them, just directing me and grandma. I put soap pellet in dishwasher and noticed SS16 was hovering over me.
Sarcastically asked SS if I could help him. He said, "No." And as I pushed pots and pans button and started to turn the dial, SS said, "It's just that normally we use the dial." I replied, yes, that's the ONLY way it will work.
Ugh. What a freaking dork. SS will you please get a life, a girlfriend, a friend, whatever I don't care. Just please do not stand there doing NOTHING to help clear the table and watch me and your grandma do all the work, and then instruct me on how to use the f@#$%ing dishwasher....Thank you!
I will count my blessings, though, grandparents were nice enough to drive 1000 miles to keep SS16 from getting lonely since he has NO life. Which means I can get the heck out of town tomorrow!!! Yay!
I'm probably going to work this into my report on my time spent with SO's parents when SO gets back in town. SO won't like it but I can't help myself. "SO, had a great time with your parents! And SS was even kind enough to instruct me on how to use the dishwasher." I'll try to say it in a light hearted way, but SO knows I can be a real smart ass.