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Favorite BM Names..

noidea1010's picture

So I have been trying to find some inspiration for a unique BM name. Quite honestly, I've come up with too many. I know quite a few of you have great names for your BMs, but would love to know how you came to them.

My current names for BM right now are:

Crazy
Psycho
Golden (in front of SD)
Bitchface (this is SO's)

I am so not unique at this time.

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StepKat's picture

My fav is psycho bitch (psycho for short). DH likes to refer to her as dumb ass.

not2sureimsaneanymore's picture

We just do the crazy twirly cuckoo motion next to our head and know who we're talking about.

But DH used to just call her f***face before I started the motion instead to be PG.

QueenBeau's picture

We don't even think enough of BM to have a name for her LOL.

We don't call her her real name either. she's just "SD7's mom".

That's the only good thing she's ever done in life - birth SD. & if she had a choice she wouldn't have.

StayingDisengaged's picture

She Whose Name Shall Not Be Spoken
That Horrible Woman
The Devil
The Shrieker
That Person

We basically try to block her identity (her name, her face, her existence) from our consciousness. It works! We have a few profane names that we used to refer to her by but we're all about transcendence now. Calling someone a "cum dumpster" just makes you feel as dirty as they are, I guess. Ha!

Goincrazy40's picture

The Ass

TheyCallMeMOM's picture

these are funny!

we don't have a nickname for her, but isn't it interesting how their names start to have such a negative feel to them after awhile. Like if I hear her name in a movie I cringe. Or it were an author's name of a book, I would have to boycott the book! seriously I Couldn't be friends with a woman with her name, even if the woman was really cool (opposite of BM). NOOOOPE.

luchay's picture

You want to hear funny and name associations....

I am literally surrounded. OUR street name is a female name one letter different from BM's name - it has 7 letters and one letter in the middle is an "e" instead of an "a".... the next street along is my ex's fiancé's name.... Exactly - there are two spellings of her name, and it's her spelling of course.

I'd much rather we lived in Llama lane....

PetStr's picture

Twat Waffle. Look up the definition in the Urban Dictionary. She's had 8 kids. Nuff said

justanothergurlNJ's picture

Cuntzilla. Princess Cuntzilla, Gold Digga, Knuckle Dragging swamp cunt.