You’re so vain, skid.
Oh, skid. GTF over yourself.
You, taking selfies with your iPhone selfie ring light, while sitting at our dining room table amongst conversing adults, was downright comical to watch from afar. Your dad’s secondhand embarrassment for you was palpable.
You’re quite the self-absorbed and dimwitted BM 2.0 version in the making aren’t you?
This clueless, lack of common sense shtick of yours while getting a high priced education makes your dad want to cry.