So about a week ago, BIL, whom I work with, laid into me because of some texts SO sent to FMIL. The texts basically told her that he never liked her and that he didn't approve of her choices when it came to warthog. No, that's not basically what they said, that's exactly what they said. And of course, FMIL responded with BM's anthem, "Why do you have to be so meeeeeaaaannnn!!!!" BIL accused me of writing those texts and said that he no longer wanted to speak to me outside of anything having to do with work. Fine, you are a creepy piece of shit anyway and I have asked you numerous times to leave me out of this, but whatever.

So last night Warthog was in rare form. She starts by texting SO and telling him he needs to call her right away. He refuses to speak to her and wants everything in text form or email because she twists the truth. Tells him the cops are looking for him and accuses him of breaking into their former home to steal items. It's not true and the only one who has been to the house since the move out is her. But whatever, she is totally delusional. When he doesn't bite and calls her on how outlandish the claims are she starts in on me.

I'm a lesbian (cut my hair off recently, so in the IL world that makes me gay) he is a faggot (her words not mine, I would never espouse something so blatantly white trash and ignorant), he's going to prison she is getting the kids because no one would leave them with such an ugly bitch, so on an so forth. But then she starts in about personal information that BIL knows, and only BIL would know (at least the only person with access to her life) that is both incorrect and totally inflammatory. I am literally seething as I write this.

But, of course, keeping the peace at work, I won't say anything to him about it because what's the fucking point? He'll lie about telling her and things will just get worse than they already are here at the office, so I will keep my mouth shut, but damnit all to hell if I don't want to dump a pound of sugar into his gas tank.

Best part of the whole conversation though, "You and I will always be together, and no one will change that...." Seriously Warthog? Are you that delusional? I'm so glad she is "sober" and making positive changes in her life. Guess SO and I are wrong about her. She really is turning her life around to be a classy broad. I hope she chokes on her own vomit. It's really the only death that would befit such a lovely dame.