OMG Seriously??? What a drama queen.
I know I've already posted today but I just have to vent...
SD13 saw me grilling a cheese sandwich in the kitchen and was hinting around for me to make her one. I told her it wasn't rocket science, put some cheese on the bread, a little butter in the pan and flip it over medium heat until it's brown.
Anyway, so she's standing in the kitchen flipping this grilled cheese, dropped the spatula, took a step back and tripped over a cast iron dutch oven that was lying in the floor (remember, I'm packing to move.)
Then she's like a damsel in distress. Hand to head. "I must've got dizzy."
I'm like, trying not to laugh, "You're fine"
Now she's in here sitting on the couch with her head back, grilled cheese on the table momentarily forgotten.
"How long was I out?" she asked.
"Uh, you weren't out. You were talking right away..." I tell her.
"Why do you think I was so dizzy?"
"I don't think you were dizzy. You tripped."
"Maybe I got too hot taking a shower in that hot bathroom, then standing over a hot stove..."
By this point I'm trying not to grit my teeth. "You dropped the spatula, then tripped over the cast iron pot. You did NOT get dizzy. You did NOT have any big incident. You're fine."
Finally, she shut up and is eating her grilled cheese.
Lord have mercy.