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just.his.wife's picture

Costume contest at my work.

Male coworker just walked in (very uptight, rigid I did not think he knew what humor was): Dressed in a carnation pink and white old lady house coat abnd fuzzy slippers. Gray wig with black net on his head. Padding under that dress ensures his measurements are (saggy boobs and all and they sag to his WAIST) about 80/88/180.

He is carry around a sign that advertizes for a lost puppy and a reward if it is found... as he walks away from you... the 'puppy' (stuffed animal) is pinned to the ass of his dress, between mounds of gigantic butt cheeks making it appear he sat on the poor thing!

It is Freaking Hysterical!!

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tryingmom's picture

That is great!!!

We too are having a costume day at work. AND no one is working! Bah humbug!

Shaman29's picture

The woman in our online group, dressed as Joan Crawford from Mommy Dearest (no wire hanger scene) was our winner today.

And.....she made me pee myself in fear.