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DD22 has dropped her worthless boyfriend!

He official became a hot brick that she no longer wanted to handle.

Now: If any of you ladies have an adult SD you would like to get even with, he is available.

Age 30
Has a severe allergy to work.
Broke.
Questionable bi polar
Definate alcoholic.
Still lives with mommy and daddy.
Has a POS motorcycle that is his only means of transportation. Oh yeah, its in the shop again. So I guess he is walking.
He is educated! High school graduate and has started 4!! Different degrees (never finished a single one).
He prefers his hair worn in a mowhawk.
In a sick magenta/pink color.
Multiple attempts to grow a beard or goatee result in him looking like the 4th billy goat gruff.
He likes his nails and hair long.
His side burns are in the shape of pork chops (I know, should be lamb chops but he can't sculpt facial hair worth a shit)

Hobbies include: drinking, discussing subjects he has no understanding of, but he is always right, smoking, vaping, bathing once every week or two needed or not. Avoiding the dentist at all costs, avoiding responsibility like it is plague ridden and blaming his allergies, bipolar and or stress from common life occurances for his reasons why he cannot find gainful employment.

If any of you ladies or gents wish to sic him on an adult step daughter that needs to experience someone as entitled as she is: lemme know we will see if we can set up a blind date.

Until then: Thank GOD he is GONE!

As a ps: he isnt a skid. he comes from an intact family. And his father is a therapist...

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3LittleDragonflies's picture

HMMM... *lightbulb goes off*
Ex-boyfriend who is always telling me to find him a girl:
Age 22
Just got out of college, works 6a-6p
Makes $55,000 a year and has money saved up for a down payment. Also, graduated debt free from college
Depression that he now has under control
Has gotten drunk 2 times. In his life. Doesn't smoke or do drugs.
Still lives with mommy and daddy. (Bit of a mama's boy... she *did* pay for him to go to college...)
Drives a decent SUV that he knows how to work on himself
Has a BS in Mechanical Engineering Technology
Very curly hair worn short
Naturally dark brown
Clean shaven.
He likes both his nails and hair short.
As I said, clean shaven.

Hobbies include: shooting, quadding, explaining things I have no understanding of, bathing regularly, going up to his cabin, building stuff, working on his car, and buying tools/ guns, and looking to buy a toy car (as in a car to drive on mud runs and the like)

3LittleDragonflies's picture

Oh, I forgot... He doesn't have any kids and he is very VERY careful that he won't have any until he can support them.

3LittleDragonflies's picture

Sadly no. He lives just up the street from me here in West MI. Maybe you should have a sudden interest in becoming a snowbird Wink