Well its Friday and I like a good laugh

What is sometthing funny your HCBM/BD has said to you or about you??

Beaver - that I'm just DH's flavor of the month.

Let see....I've been that flavor for the last 170 months. Do I get a gift card or something for being the flavor of the month that long.

The Village Idiot......that I must have peed around the toliet..not him because he has expert aim.

MMKaayy......still have no words for that one.

The Village Idiot I paid the police and judge off so they would grant my request for permanent restraining order. It wasn't his behavior at all. He was just expresing his undying love for me.

Sure if you count death threats constant text/calls to me, my parents, work and anyone else he could think of and breaking entering into my house undying love....the rest of the world calls it STALKING.

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BM has never really said anything about me to DH

the most was when she messaged DH "*notyouraveragestepmama* is not the girls mom, I am. They are saying that I am their second mom"

^First she butchered spelling my name. Second no one told either BM's oldest child who was still in our lives at the time or SD that I was their mother, they called me by my first name only. I guess the older child got this in her head because BM was never around at this point and they saw me more than her by BM's own choice, not because DH was refusing to let her see them.

Other than that, I think she perhaps mentioned me one other time in person to DH, but DH shut that down real quick because she was trying to control something that was none of her business. I guess I luck out in the fact that BM doesn't bad mouth me or really say anything about me to DH, but even if she tries, I know my DH wouldn't stand for it.

she said she didn't like him

she said she didn't like him parading women in and out the door. it's been over 20 years and only my fat butt's been going in and out the door...

As far as I know, ET has only

As far as I know, ET has only parroted the "she's not their mother, I am!" Though, when she wants/tries to be nice to me, "Lt Dad and I are both 'the moms'."

DH let her know upfront that disparaging remarks made about me would not be tolerated. YSS spilled the beans that DH and I were dating, which apparently caused ET's lips to form a new a$$hole with as tightly as they were drawn in. DH's only response was "this won't be a problem, right?" It was not a real question.

If I had to guess on one thing she has probably thought/said to others, though, it's that DH is still in love with her because he replaced her with someone who looks and dresses like her. Which is true, to some extent. We both have similar hairstyles, clothing styles, music taste, etc. But...so have most of DH's exes. What can I say, DH knows what he likes and what he likes are thick goth girls. Has nothing to do with ET.

ah.the cat butt face

baaawhwhwhahahaaaaaa......

yea in my case DH likes either red heads or dark haired quirky girls. Beaver was neither..so not sure what happened there.

I'm naturally dark haired and quirky af....but I do rock red hair really well.

So I have never heard BM say

So I have never heard BM say anything about me directly but one time when SD was 5 she came into the bathroom while I was getting ready for a wedding and went off on me. She walked in looked me up and down and said " you think you're some pretty princess all the time but your hair is fake extensions, your eyelashes are fake, your body is fake. You always do your hair and make up like that because you think your some princess." This was one of the first encounters when SD started turning against me and I will always remember it. She was so nasty and I was just shocked that this little 5 year old came in my bathroom and just went off on me. I don't think a 5 year old came up with all that on her own.

Nope, the 5yo Mini-Bitch was

Nope, the 5yo Mini-Bitch was parroting her idiot mother. Meh, people like that manipulative See You Next Tuesday should be destroyed. She has damaged a child and proven her own high level of moronic development.

I am sorry you have had to deal with that crap.

That DH was the reason her

That DH was the reason her second child (not by him) was borth RH+ ...and she thought it was a disease he contracted and gave to her...

smh

Someone missed Jr. High biology class.

Toxic Troll

- Has told SD22 FF that I looked pregnant (Im thick-ish) and have no chin or eyebrows. This is the person who is 60lbs heavier than myself and shorter.

- Has told peple in our community that I am abusive. This is the person who beat and slapped and choked her eldest in front of the youngest. More than once.

- Has told people in our community that I "control DH, and since he was controlling towards her, its his karma". I am definitely Queen Bee but we are a team.

- Has told people in our community that I style my hair like hers that DH 'forces me' to syle my hair and do my makeup like she does so I will look like her. My hair is naturally curly where she curls it with an iron. She is the absolute LAST person I think of when doing my makeup and buying clothes.

- Has told me that she gives better BJs than I do and she knows this FOR A FACT.

- Has told me that I am a non-working c u next tuesday, and then right after that left her job for a "head injury" that we know was faked. And I was only out of work for a month and she ended up being out of work and milking workmans comp for almost 3 years...the list is LONG