So.. we have established how Beaver earned her nickname.  Now let me say this..while my ex, The Village Idiot, has been mostly neutralized...Beaver is still has not.  Think The Angry beavers from the Duluth Trading Company.  She is still attempts to go at DH, the latest was just two weeks ago where she attempted to yell and harrass DH.  SD is 14...we have 4 years and counting till this coaster ride is over.

So...on to we should date....

Now when DH and Beaver first divorced Beaver just "ass"ummed that DH would still bend to her will and she would forever remain top Alpha Dog in his life.  That DH, despite being the one to file for divorce was still pining away for her.   Oh on the contrary, DH had gone on to start dating me, althought he did not tell Beaver and I had not met the kids.  Now in all fairness, DH had been done with Beaver and her antics long before the marriage ended. As with a lot men it took him a while to make that decision to actually divorce her since he didn't want to hurt his kids.

So. Beaver after the divorce would call all the time to "chat" and wanted to come over to "watch TV" and wanted to share all holidays.  As in come over to DH's house (he was living in the old marital house trying to sell it at the time) watch the kids open presents, go trick or treating, celebrate birthdays, etc.  MMM...DH was like nah....I got this on my own.  Needless to say..Beaver was not a happy Beaver.

Now Beaver continued to call and call and call. DH being a nice guy didn't want to be mean (he has since learned there is no nice with NBPD person) so he would just listen.  So one morning around 5 a.m. 9 months after they divorced, Beaver calls DH on one of her "we need to chat" calls. DH answers and she rambles on how she didn't really get a chance to change for him and that there was a lot of hurt on both sides, blah, blah, blah.  Neither of them were dating anyone and surely they were both lonely.  DH had only gotten one sentence out during this whole conversation, Hello..are the kids alright?  (it was 5 a.m. after all)

Sidenote:  Beaver was previously a SAHM..not a housewife...just a SAHM,she made that distinction to DH.  She didn't believe she should cook, clean, do laundry or anything else. She was to watch the kids and go shopping and talk on the phone.  Beaver at this time still was not working and did not want to get a job.  She was back living at home with her parents, due to not wanting to get a job.  These calls, etc I believe were to be present in his life so she could weasel her way back in.

Ah..there was a snag in her plan...DH was not lonely and had moved on.  He had started dating and had started dating me seriously. In fact at 5 a.m. on that morning..I was laying next to him listening to this whole verbal vomit from Beaver.  She ended with, DH you will pick me up Friday for dinner and we can date. It was not a questionquestion,  but a demand.  

Ah..DH has his issues as in he has no filter and is blunt as an anvil...but he does have a shiny spine...said the following:

No..NO I do not want to date you.  There are reasons I divorced you that I have told you repeatedly.  You chose to ignore me for years.  I am not lonely and I have started dating.  In fact, I have a girlfriend and have had one for awhile.  You do not know because IT IS NONE OF YOUR GOD DAMN BUSINESS.  In the future unless the kids are sick or they have an emergancy DO NOT CALL ME.  I do not want to chat, I am not your friend.  And with that he hung up.

Was that the end...OH H#LL TO THE NO>>>> she called back. and called back...and called back. After the 10th call, DH answered and asked ARE the kids sick?  Beaver stammered no..but we need talk about this. I'm not done.  Dh responded...I AM DONE.  I have been done for a long time.  I do not want to talk about this.  I do not want to talk to you and I certainly do not want to date you.  I have a girlfriend and she is here with me now. I'm going to go and talk to her. and he hung up.

Did that stop her..nope.  That led to a barrage of text messages about how I was a whore (how would she know) and how he was an @ssh*le. A slew of messages how I was not going to be as good as her intimately and what she would do to him. (just EWWWWWWW)  Dh just ignored all of that.....

I wish I could say she has gotten better..but considering she called me a whore and slut two weeks ago when DH was trying to talk to his daughter on the phone...nah she really hasn't.

footnote:  Beaver is still single to this day...it's certainly a mystery as to why she is single.  Maybe we need the Mystery Machine to figure out why.   :)