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So.. my YSD has found this lawyer on twitter that posts some funny ad tweets. some more relevant here than others.

"Rather look at a check than your Baby daddy?? Call us and we'll tell you how much we can get you in child support"

"like your girlfriend more than your wife? Call us and let's get started on your divorce"

"In Jail, No Bail.. Call us and we will have you out the door before the soap hits the floor"

"Is your baby mama bringing too much drama? call us to take care of custody problems"

Comments

Thats so funny!!!!!

We should make some:

"Need more custody? Dont be shy, call us anytime!"

"More money, honey! Call when your sticky fingers cant get anymore..."

Don't know who your baby daddy is, call us we'll assist in getting these men tested and obtaining CS.

"Put your dick in crazy? We'll help you pull it out."

"Are you a man or a walking wallet?"

"You know you are divorced, right? Let us help you act like it."

"Moving on means you need never talk to your Mother-in-Law again"

Skids driving you crazy? Give our number to his ex and you won't have to see their faces anymore.