Ugh - Homemade Delicious Food
OSD28 just walked into the kitchen, started rummaging through our refrigerator and pantry area and took a BIG chunk of my homemade breastfast bars then started to walk away with it. DH called after her, "Those are homemade" to which she replied "It looks like it" and then closed the door.
Byatch!
Does she know she is getting under my skin? Lord have mercy, this one is going to be the death of me. I'm not saying anything to DH. No "thank-you," no, "They're so delicious I can't resist ... thank-you so much!" This woman child needs to leave!
I just want to get out of this house rn.
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Good lord this is the type of
Good lord this is the type of crap my husbands kids used to say to me nonstop. ((triggered)). Enough to drive you up the wall.
Next time I would demand the homemade bars back lol.
when does she leave
Fingers crossed she is off to
Fingers crossed she is off to BM tomorrow but she won't be completely out of the state until after Thanksgiving. It is more tolerable knowing she will be gone for quite a while but the bad news is she has no home so I don't know how long until she crashes here again/
At that point
I would have said something. Or hidden them away in a "veggie" bag.
Grrrrrrrr! I'm sure your
Grrrrrrrr! I'm sure your blood is boiling!
Time to break out
The special ex lax homemade brownies.
My mom did that to my uncle.
My mom did that to my uncle. I've been SOO tempted to do this to SS21. I made cookies last week and he basically ate all of them. I recently started hiding cereal in the corner of the cabinet where the pots and pans go because he will eat a box in two days. I'll go for some and it will be an empty box of crumbs.... throwing the box out is too much.
Veggie drawer in fridge
I used the veggie drawer as a 100% effective hiding spot in the fridge when xSS lived with me. Put bags of celery sticks, red onions, green beans, radishes, etc. on top of your goodies and they will NEVER find it.
No Way
There are times things need to be addressed....in my world, that would have been one.
Excuse me, SD, I made those from scratch. You are welcome to ONE.
Of course, I also like thinkthrice's suggestion.....in fact, go with that. Get yourself in that kitchen and BAKE! LOL
I will say, I am grateful I don't deal with these things anymore. 14 years was enough. SMH
Time to stop making ANYTHING
Time to stop making ANYTHING extra that's delicous until she moves out.
I'd start lacing things with
I'd start lacing things with Da Bomb hot sauce.
Time to go on that hike and
Time to go on that hike and wreck your ankle.
She needs to be called out,
She needs to be called out, preferably by daddy.
He did call her out by
He did call her out by telling her they are homemade but then didn't follow through when her response was inappropriate.
I am doing medium chill and looking at the long game whereas SD is just reactive. It is hard to pin her down when I know she will be gone soon. She is actively looking for a relationship so I hope she finds a new target to torture.
She an adult now. I'd call
She an adult now. I'd call her out to her face for her rude antics if it were me....but if ya want to keep peace sounds like you did right to ignore her (she probably looking for a reaction and you didn't give her the thrill she was seeking)
I am thinking I should go put
I am thinking I should go put on the "sexiest" warm pajamas that I own this evening. Pretty sure that will make her quite uncomfortable and DH quite happy.
Let her come back to an EMPTY
Let her come back to an EMPTY fridge
Nothing but some bread and water
Then hide all the goods in a mini fridge in your bedroom.....IF those skids dare try to enter your bedroom sprawl some penthouse magazines, lingerie, adult toys, seggs swings and more .... bet they won't enter uninvited ever again
Loudly declare "she can't eat
Loudly declare "she can't eat those, they're my special high intensity laxative bars/cookies that I make for the local retirement home!" and make sure she hears.
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We had a lovely Thanksgiving
We had a lovely Thanksgiving because OSD28 FINALLY left the day before Thanksgiving to go be with BM & YSD. I am thankful she didn't keep hanging around our house, bringing her dark cloud over the entire holiday.
Before she left she informed DH that she left a giant sh*t in the guest bathroom toliet that was unplungeable. (She says she tried.) DH had to figure it out. I am not kidding.
In the past she wouldn't have mentioned it so at least she let him know. But still, ewe.
OMG, Elea!
OMG, Elea!
...she left a giant sh*t in the guest bathroom toliet that was unplungeable.
I could barely absorb what I was reading. Of all the horrors that our steps have wrought, that deed was top of the charts.
A few decades ago, when my SD (age 14) was, likewise, unable to flush away her fecal matter, my DH accompanied her to the bathroom, plunger in hand, and talked her through the necessary procedure. He ignored the gagging and gripes as SHE performed both the plunging and the hosing off of the fouled device.
It’s almost unbelievable, that a woman closing in on 30 years could be so lacking in self-respect that she would expect someone else (her father?!) to dispose of her actual sh*t! How in the world, do you manage to hold your tongue?
DON'T TOUCH THOSE! Put them back.
I make those for caring kind people to enjoy. Not for the noxious failed adult spawn of crappy parents.