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Hello? "Bates Motel" Studios? I think I found one of your scripts....

Drac0's picture

More tales from DW's cell phone...

SS: Does my buspass work?

DW: Yes, It's paid until the end of the month. Why?

SS: I want to use it

DW: Where are you going?

SS: Dunno yet

DW: Who are you going with?

10 minutes pass

DW: SS? I asked you a question

SS: I think I might go to the mall

DW: WITH WHO!?

another 10 minute pause

DW: SS, if you don't respond, you are not to leave the house. You know the rules. If you are going to leave the house, I need to know where you are going and who you are going to be with.

SS: I'm going with a friend

DW: Does your friend have a name?

SS: Alisson

DW: I see. Is she a friend from school?

SS: Yeah sorta

DW: SS, you don't have to be shy from telling your mother that you have a date.

SS: it's not a date! we're just hanging out.

DW: Ok. Have a good time.

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ownpersonalopinion1's picture

Better teach tall boy about birth control or before you know it you'll have a baby tall boy and tall boy won't have a clue where baby came from.

Drac0's picture

Yes, he takes the city bus to school everyday. He knows how to "ride" the bus.

Reading bus schedules and bus maps on the other hand.....

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Bahahahahaaaaaaaa!!!

Tall Boy will probably join some sort of freaky Nutella sex society. LMAO!

Drac0's picture

>Tall Boy will probably join some sort of freaky Nutella sex society<

I just got the shivers....

Tuff Noogies's picture

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:

Aniki-Moderator's picture

Make Tall Boy wear "the belly". Make him listen to 5 hours of a baby crying. Tell him that's what he's in store for if he doesn't double-wrap his weezer.

Drac0's picture

I have no freaking clue Rutherford.

I guess the best way to describe SS's looks is that he looks a little like Logan Lerman? (I hope I am not insulting the actor).

As I mentioned before, his last GF (vicky) was cute, smart and super sweet. The ONLY way I could land a girl like that back in high school is if I was a Rich Sultan's son, had the looks of a Hollywood superstar and could lick my own eyebrows.

But who knows, maybe my approach to dating as a teen was all wrong. Instead of trying to sound intelligent and be capable of holding a conversation, I should have just concentrated on speaking in a funny/squeaky voice and only be able to talk about video games.

Aniki-Moderator's picture

He's TALL. Girls seem to like tall (they can reach things, girl can wear heels, makes girl feel cute and petite...).

PrincASS stb16 is also tall - 6' - and had 2 girlfriends. Neither lasted longer than 3 weeks. Why not? Well, because PrincASS opened his mouth and A$$holiness came out.

BTW, Drac0, I initially read the exGF's name as ICKY.