The UNIVERSE is Telling me to EXIT this YEAR!!
GG was walking on air last night; so proud he could crap himself (shout out to Houtxstepmom's Cap'n Shittypants)
Backstory: So GG writes a six paged, handwritten, "heartfelt" letter (not shown to me of course) and sends it priority mail to the skids shortly after I get back from Awesomeson's AF graduation.
GG thinks that b/c I have a good relationship with my grown, productive, properly parented as children bios, that HE should be ENTITLED to a guilty/disney dad relationship with his spoiled, rude, bratty, lying, stealing, sociopathic, underachievers.
Apparently the Behemoth got the letter which supposedly "called out the Behemoth, Uncle Kinky, the Wookie," etc and supposedly gave it to the skids (yeah right)
Well VD (SD13--the WORST of the lot and problem child) texted GG. . .
"Liven yong wild n free"
(nice text after almost 4 years of being PASed out and standing up GG thrice for a so-called "counselor's meeting" last year; whatever happened to "hi dad, this is VD?")
Then she texted him again just before 9 p.m.
"this is VD ur doter incas u need my cellfone"
GG: "that's a weird text after she read my heartfelt lettter"
Me: "Who's to say she read your letter? Odds are the Behemoth intercepted your letter and just gave VD your phone number off of it."
I feel a case of the MINI WIFE coming on this year!! And probably the return of the dreaded Prince Hygiene (SS9)
SO glad I'm exiting this year!!