TGIF!! This looooong work week will be over in few more hours. Too much to do over the weekend in regards to the skid invasion, otherwise known as Christmas.

Eff off to:

The Twelve Days of Skidmas

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the First day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
An F in American His’try.

On the Second day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Two pissy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

On the Third day of Skidmas,
My skids gave to me:
Three burnt toast
Two pissy sheets
And an F in American His’try.

Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

It's that time of year, so I'll be reviving my Christmas song rewrites...

Nuttin’ for Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Nuttin’ for Christmas"

I punched a hole in every door;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
Poured stripper on the hardwood floor;
Stepmommy snitched on me.
I squished my gum into the rug;
Smashed my Daddy’s favorite mug;
Made my half-brother eat a bug;
Stepmommy snitched on me.