...to wish DH a Happy Father's Day. She's only 10 days late.

DH has raised SD25 since she was 2yo.
Quick recap: BioHo thought getting knocked up would get her a husband and out of the house. WRONG!! BioHo ended up getting dumped and living with Mommy & Daddy, while unsuccessfully trying to get CS from a man who did his best to disappear (for the record, the man has never paid a dime of CS and managed to find jobs that paid under the table). The sperm donor has never met his daughter.

SD25 grew up calling DH "dad". The older she has gotten, the more like BioHo she becomes. 'Ho raised the SDs to see DH as an ATM (hey, that's what he was to 'Ho!) and SUCCEEDED. In the last several years, the ONLY time the SDs call DH is when they want something - usually money. Naturally, they always call around Christmas time to find out what time to come over for gifts (can you say MONEY GRAB?) .

The Saturday before Father's Day, SD25 tried calling DH at 5am. DH gets home from work around midnight and goes to bed around 2-3am, so he was in a deep sleep. *I* heard the phone ring (his phone announces the caller), but was not about to wake him. No voice mail left. No text message sent. Then she called MY phone. No. Nope. No way, HELL NO. I ignored it. Once again, no voice mail, no text message.

DH woke up at 10:30, turned on the tv, and started drinking coffee. He finally checked his phone around noon, saw that SD25 had called, and tried to call her back. No answer. He left her a voice mail.

DH tells me that SD25 finally called this afternoon. She called 10 days ago because (drum roll, please!!)....

SHE AND BABY DADDY WERE DRUNK AND NEEDED A RIDE. What.The.Hell. Their two kids were staying with BioHo (SD and baby daddy leave the kids with 'Ho once a month because they NEED A BREAK from their kids. Um, DON'T HAVE KIDS??).

Yep. SD25 wanted my DH to haul his exhausted self out of a deep sleep to drive her irresponsible, drunk ass home. Their home is only 45 minutes away from us. Oh, and DH would have had to either stayed until they sobered up or gone back to give them a ride back to their car. WTF. Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhh.... I said to DH that it's inconsiderate of her to expect him to play chauffeur to her. Why not call 'Ho? Or baby daddy's parents? Oh, that's right. Because none of them will play chauffeur either! DH said, "SD said she called you, too." "Yeah, I saw that, but she didn't leave a message so I figured it wasn't important." Besides, SD25 is dead to me. I wouldn't help out that beeyotch if she was stark naked and bleeding in a blizzard and being stalked by a pack of starving wolves.

So why did SD call today? No, she hasn't been hung over for 10 days and has finally recovered enough to call and wish DH a Happy Father's Day. THAT was an afterthought after she asked DH if WE would keep their kids this weekend so she and baby daddy could go drinking again (BioHo refused). DH's response? "Sorry, hon, we can't."

Farking twatwaffle.