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SD23 said it with flowers

Aniki's picture

Late yesterday afternoon (after DH had left for work), our neighbor accepted a delivery of flowers for me. A lovely bouquet with a card that said "I'm sorry, Aniki. Love, SD23".

Let's take a poll. 

  1. SD23 is sincerely sorry
     
  2. SD23 is only sorry that she might miss out on the annual Christmas money from DH

 

 

 

 

Pssssssst.... If you think it's think it's #1, I have some lovely oceanfront property for sale in Wyoming. Cheap!

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TwelveLongYrs79's picture

Mr Kotter! Mr Kotter! I know the answer!!!

The only reason SDrama20 emerged from her pit of despair AKA her room was because it was her birthday and she was awaiting lavish presents.

She got $50 and stared ANGRILY at DD9 as she opened her bday gifts (they are a few days apart)...of course not realizing that they both got the same amount $$$ wise.

EYEROLL.  

justmakingthebest's picture

Man... this is why I always get F'ed over in life. My heart says- Oh, she is sorry, that is so sweet. She is going to try! 

But yeah... it's #2... 

 

Aniki's picture

Your heart is in the right place, but SD23 is a mini BioHo. And money is their first love.

Gimlet's picture

Can't even bring herself to apologize in person, can she? 

I hope your smart hubby sees through this charade. 

Aniki's picture

Gimmy, the first thing DH said was, "Did <insert name of man who has been in love with me for years> send those?"
Me: No. They're from SD.
DH. Wants Christmas money pretty damn bad, doesn't she?

Lord, I love that man!!! <3

ndc's picture

Your husband is a genius.  He knew it was #2 right away!  Even when it wasn't a multiple choice test!

Is he going to give her the Christmas money?

Aniki's picture

DH is smart, he's sexy, he's got the big ol' hardworking man hands....sigh.

He has not yet decided. He's still considering if he wants to have Christmas at our home OR take the skids/gskids out for a Christmas dinner for a couple of hours. 

ESMOD's picture

Can yoiu give me some more info on that land.. sounds lovely.  I LOOOVE the beach. Smile

JK.. It's about a month till Christmas... she sure is transparent.

Aniki's picture

Oh, ESMOD, you would luuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrvvvvvv it!!! 23 miles of beachfront and no neighbors for 100 miles. 

Very much so!

BethAnne's picture

Can you take the wedding gift route and get your husband to give her a gift card for the same cost as the flowers?...maybe from a store she’d never use...

Exjuliemccoy's picture

A present that's pretty but useless - like skids!

thinkthrice's picture

some of us have skids that are DEFINITELY not attractive none the less pretty.

Anonymity's picture

Egads. Plants wilt from the stench and ugly Beast mug from Black Hole. He was normal looking for a time when he was a young boy. He morphed into something disgusting and abhorrent.

What's up with that?!

Aniki's picture

She'd likely use those coloring books, too. Where do mature women buy.... loose, flowing, CONCEALING clothes? Or maybe the Alfred Dunner line...

beebeel's picture

Oh yes, we have also started receiving overtures from SD17. It's the yearly holiday gift grab, dontchyaknow? She will go back to being blessedly absent after December 25th.

Kes's picture

1 or 2 - do you really need to ask, lol?   Oceanfront in Wyoming - haha - even over here in England I do know a bit of geography lol!  

My SDs have started to be very attentive to DH, curioser and curioser - even gave him a card and present on his b'day last week, rather than at Xmas when they usually get around to it, ie 6 weeks late.  Could this attentiveness be anything to do with the fact that access to the Walking Wallet is coming to an end and NPD BM has lost all her money?  ROFL

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

How cheap is this ocean front property Ani? I've been in the market for some in the Colorado/Wyoming area for a while now... Wink

 

It's 2!

lieutenant_dad's picture

Aniki, you're asking the wrong question. The RIGHT question is "whose money did SD spend on those flowers?" You could also ask the follow-up question, "who wrote the grammatically correct 'apology' for her?"

thinkthrice's picture

sry tht ud lk ths flrs

lieutenant_dad's picture

Does being able to write and understand the 'Ho language make us bilingual? Want to make sure I update my resume appropriately.

Aniki's picture

Hmmmmm... it wouldn't surprise me if she talked her boyfriend into giving her the money. If she did it in true BioHo fashion, she would have given him sex for cash...

Petronella's picture

Oh I remember last year and SD23's never ending quest for "her" Christmas money!! This is an annual  show I can look forward to watching every year, on a level with "Frosty the Snowman!"

Panther1's picture

I think I would send her a $10 bouquet of flowers back and say:

"Sorry for what"?  

lieutenant_dad's picture

I'm loving the idea of an ongoing conversation via flowers.

Is there a flower that represents passive aggressive confusion that Aniki could send? If this is going to happen, the flowers really need to match the mood of the question.

Aniki's picture

Yellow carnations mean Rejection and Disdain! 
Add some butterfly weed for Leave Me.

I could send her a black rose symbolizing that she's dead to me....

Aniki's picture

I'm not about to spend that much money on SD23! Maybe for a human muzzle that's fitted for her...

Aniki's picture

DH and 'Ho split almost 14 years ago. SD23 has spent the night ONCE. 

And I honestly don't think DH wants her spending the night at our house. He knows it'd be because she wants something or she's up to something...

Mountains's picture

Are the flowers with the few words enough of an apology? I would say not...

Aniki's picture

"Aniki, I'm sorry I was a hostile, lying, accusatory, moneygrubbing twunt" would be acceptable...

TwelveLongYrs79's picture

Lol

ok, ok...

Twunt is now my new favorite word. 

ITB2012's picture

Please, please, pretty please, get her flowers as her gift! Perhaps with a note that the ones you got were so lovely you're sure she picked them out herself and would appreciate the same gesture in return.

THEN you'd see if the sentiment was real.

simifan's picture

I'm not sure what she's apologizing for. Is  she finally apologizing for her shitshow behavior last Christmas or did I miss something?

hereiam's picture

She's apologizing for anything that she may have said or done that will keep her from getting any Christmas dough. She's not picky about WHAT she is apologizing for, I'm sure.

Oh, there's a thought, give her raw cookie dough for Christmas. "Merry Christmas, here's your dough!"

Aniki's picture

This is the early Christmas grovel attempt so she can get $$$ from DH. 

It's a CRAP attempt, but slightly impressive because she actually forked out money for a nice bouquet AND vase.

bananaseedo's picture

ME ME ME....my dogs would have a blast Sage Grouse hunting on the beach in Wymoing....fantastic!  I've been waiting for this moment, all of my life :) 

 

 

Aniki's picture

You and PA are gonna have to fight it out, banana! Then again, that property is soooooooo large, you could both live there and never see each other! Biggrin

Lollybobs's picture

So..sticking with the plant theme, perhaps you could dedicate a tree in her name:

https://thetreesremember.com/

One of the testimonials on the home screen says: "We always receive copious thanks after sending one of these." Do you think you would get copious thanks...?

 

Aniki's picture

Do you think you would get copious thanks...?

Only if it's a money tree!

Maybe a Memorial Tree for the loss of money... *diablo*

Anonymity's picture

I wish I could do this in my grandfather's name. He loved nature. Also my best friend. ::(.

Now I'm crying. Thanks. :,(

Aniki's picture

Aw! {{{hugs}}}

You CAN do this in your grandfather's name. I looked - it's $26 for one tree. 

Lollybobs's picture

You can. My mum did it for my dad when he died and I did it for my mum. It's a genuinely lovely idea for a memorial or for a gift - but it's also a GREAT gift for a skid who will be very pissed off that they haven't been given something they can physically get their hands on. You can just imagine the whining to BM after the event: "Mom, that woman bought me a f*cking tree!" Priceless.

Aniki's picture

Evil Aniki is sooooooooo tempted! However, if DH decrees NO GIFTS, I will not go against his wishes.

CLove's picture

At first I thought you wrote beach front and was trying to think of any nice big lakes in wyoming, but alas there is no longer an inland ocean since, oh the ice ages maybe?

And it will be another ice age before Feral Forger will get any presents from myself, my family. Perhaps she is hoping for a new couch to lay on this Christmas? Luckily shes lost her key so no christmas gift grabs like she used to.

Your skidling should perhaps try a bit HARDER? Like write a poem to go with those flowers:

       There once was a skid who was like her mother

       About things that were nice, she wouldnt bother

       And then, Lo - its holiday season

      Conveniently forgotten treason

      And once again she opens her hands to her Father!

Aniki's picture

SD is like her mother, BioHo
For whom all men are money to go
'Ho's way was to "ball" it
'Til a man opened his wallet
Neither knows how to live 'po!

Iamwoman's picture

Oh it's 1.

Im sure SD23 has suddenly gotten her life together.

Id like to purchase that ocean from property in Wyoming now as well. No need to see it. Lol

Aniki's picture

Of course it's #1! After all, she now has a FT job AND a live-in boyfriend and is overflowing with love for the universe!