OT - when you have the same phone number for years
This is what I get for having the same cell phone number for years. And by years I mean 20+.
I do NOT answer Blocked or Restricted calls. They can go to voicemail (and rarely do as they are scam callers who typically hang up). Calls from other area codes either go to voicemail or I answer with things like "Sheriff's Department", "County Morgue", "This is WINO radio and you're our 17th caller. Congratulations!!!" Local area code, unrecognized, I also let go to voicemail.
Amazingly enough, I just received a voicemail from my EX FIANCE. I haven't seen him in 15 years. Seems ol' Stretch "regrets how things ended between us" (he was an asshat), he's "getting divorced" (from the love of your life?!), and was wondering if I'd like to "hook up for a few drinks" (as is get drunk and boink, I'm sure).
What.The.Hell. Someone get me off this rollercoaster!!! I know what it is. There was a full moon yesterday.
My voicemail is the robot stating what number you've called - nothing personal. I can let him think it's someone else's number. Or should I tell him SURE! and let him know I know go by "Jack" since I came out? LMAO!!!