Have Yourself A Boozy Little Christmas

Sung to the tune of "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas"

Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Let your head be light
Hopefully the skids will soon be out of sight
Have yourself a boozy little Christmas
Make the Yuletide gay
Mentally, your troubles will be miles away

Joy is sucked from the holidays
Cuz DH spawned with a skank whore
Greedy skids who expect money
Will all come running once more
Through the years we all will be together
Try not to mad-cow

Hide a wine bottle among the Christmas tree boughs
And have yourself a boozy little Christmas now!

Drink and repeat!