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Aniki's picture

Happy {please choose A or B}
A) Valentine's Day!
B) Singles Awareness Day!

It's sunny and a balmy 6 degrees F here (RealFeel of -8). IOW, absolutely gorgeous outside! The only thing that would be an improvement on the weather would be some snow. Yes, it's true: Aniki is crazy. About Winter!

Eff off to:

  • The farking iceholes testing the alarm system. Please explain WHY you have to sound the bloody alarm for FIVE MINUTES STRAIGHT???  Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!! NO ONE is working. One guy has his hands over his ears and his head on his desk. He could be banging it, but no one can tell because the damn alarms are SO FREAKING LOUD. I will never understand why this cannot be done AT NIGHT. 
     
  • Cancer. Effer got one of my former schoolmates. Colon cancer. Sad
     
  • DH's work. He has to work OT tomorrow night. AGAIN. Yes, it's damn good money, but I only get to spend time with him on Saturday and Sunday. Listening to him breathe in a dark bedroom before I leave for work is, for some strange reason, not my idea of quality time.

 

Just because it's Valentine's Day, it doesn't mean you need a romantic partner. Cuddle up with a furbaby. Practice some self-love. Go out tonight, go up to random couples, and yell, "What are you doing with him/her?! You told me you were working!!!" Then stomp away angrily. 

Hope you have an enjoyable weekend!

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advice.only2's picture

Go out tonight, go up to random couples, and yell, "What are you doing with him/her?! You told me you were working!!!" Then stomp away angrily.

Oh My God I laughed way too hard at this, my eff off is to Wednesday this week! It was just to damn much to take!

Aniki's picture

Evil Aniki was feeling mischievous... *diablo*

I wish I could enlist a male friend. He could say that to me and I would say it to women. 

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

A VERY happy Single Awareness Day!

Eff off to:

  • STBX not getting it through his dense head I'm done.  I'm getting all kinds of messages about how we need to spend the weekend together to celebrate.  I'm ignoring the shit out of them of course and won't be seeing him PERIOD. But damn he's dense.
  • SD6 having a breakdown in school, STBX not answering, so I got called, they put her on the phone and I chatted with her to get her breathing again.  They said she'd been crying for days.  So I did go to the school and since I'm still on all the records I got her into twice a week counseling.  Because I can't and won't be running to the school again.  Love her tons, but she's no longer my concern.
  • Being starving
  • Not having a phone and being able to chat with my family at all, or the lawyer (in the repair shop right now.  Dogs tripped me one two many times (by dogs I mean little one)
  • Giving big pupper pills twice a day.  I mean he's loving it,  he's getting these teeny tiny peanut butter sandwhiches (the only way the picky eater will take a pill) twice a day.  But still. lol
  • Little pupper having a mongo attitude issue. Thank goodness she's getting fixed next month and I'll never have to deal with her moody in-heat moments again.

Aniki's picture

Tell that jackwad NO, then BLOCK HIM. FFS.

PA, you need to have the school take you off as a contact person. You are getting divorced. 

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

I filled them in on all that too.  They now know about everything that's going on and that's why they were so willing to accomodate ocunseling for her while she adjusts.

Aniki's picture

I'm glad the school is understanding about that. I hope you and your furbabies have some cuddle time planned for tonight. With your phone turned OFF... 

ProbablyAlreadyInsane's picture

All of that planned. I'm thinking I'll find a horror movie and we can cuddle up and watch that. LMAO.  I also bought some steak on sale.  Perfect Evening.

Iamwoman's picture

I choose A.

Eff off to:

1. Lack of sleep

2. Watching my parents treat my sister like gold and help her by living with her for 1.5 months (which is cool, but here's the eff off part...), while remembering how they refused to visit me and refused to help when DD was a baby. I was 23 and scared and alone. My sister is almost 40 and a SAHM with a husband who makes very good money. I'll never understand why I got treated like garbage and she gets treated like a queen by my parents. Eff off to parental favoritism. Eff them all.

3. skid weekend

Aniki's picture

Darlin', make DH 110% responsible for all skid stuff and you please get some much-needed rest. xo

Gimlet's picture

UGH F off to this whole week. 

Getting a magnum of bubbly on my way home and binge watching MST3K tonight.  DH is bringing home veggie sushi.  Going to force cuddle Special Kitty and then give him tuna to make up for it. 

Aniki's picture

Want kind of bubbly?!

Force cuddle, huh? Had I forced cuddled my boo-ful princess, she would have slashed me into ribbons!

Gimlet's picture

Prosecco most likely. 

Ha ha he will tolerate for a little bit and then give me a warning meow and then the claws come.  His fur is just so nice!

Aniki's picture

I have Prosecco and Moscato at home, but am in the mood for hard liquor. 

When my princess twitched her tail, you better stop petting her. There was NO picking her up - instant blood draw.

somethingwicked's picture

Oh I get that soft fur ..like the softest downy .Clem has the same but it's short.So soft.But he lets me cuddle him.I can even give him a big squeeze.No claw retaliation.The rest of the cat crew not so much.I have the scars to show for it.

Cats /kittens are the best Valentine..and dogs..puppies..

Smile

I hope you got a nice,big, clawless  Valentine hug in with Special Kitty,Gimmy.

somethingwicked's picture

Aniki.

OMG.I laughed and LOVE your diabolical idea to spread Valentine Day  misery..

Go out tonight, go up to random couples, and yell, "What are you doing with him/her?! You told me you were working!!!" Then stomp away angrily. 

You are so bad you're good.LOL

I got no personal EFFS to give.

Cancer sucks.

VD is over.So over rated.

Hoping you get some romantic time with your DH..HEY ..even though   hearing him breathe as you leave or work is not your idea of quality time think of the alternative..RIGHT?

Celebrate breathing! AND here's to you guys getting to do some shared  heavy breathing soon.

 

Smile
 

 

Aniki's picture

Wicked, we had a lovely dinner last night. Bonus: I was off today, so we were able to spend a few hours together. Smile