OT - Eff Off Friday
We made it, STalkers! The weekend begins in a few short hours. Woo hoo!!! Let's get right down to it.
Eff off to:
- Areshole drivers with a jerk attitude. It's 2 lanes. You're slow out of the gate. I'm at LEAST 5-6 care lengths ahead of your pokey arse when I signal and pull over into your lane. There is no way in Satan's skidmark that I cut you off. Yet you apparently feel slighted that a mere woman got the jump on you and proceed to stomp on the gas so you can ride my arse. Sucks to be you since I braked slightly going around that curve, you couldn't maintain, lost control, and ended up off the road. Smell ya later, jackass!!!
- The cafeteria. The manager switched the little packages of strawberry PRESERVES for strawberry JELLY. Ew.
- Giving someone a gift, then expecting them to share it. What the hell is THAT?! Yep, again with the cupcakes. If you give ME an edible gift, it is also up to ME if I want to share that gift. Or NOT. After all, it's MY GIFT. What if it's a box of 4 cupcakes? And we're not talking mondo-sized cupcakes. We're talking small ones. What if I want to eat a cupcake a day for 4 days? After all, you gave them to ME. Oh, you gave me a dozen cupckaes? Here's a newsflash: CUPCAKES CAN BE FROZEN. That's right. Properly wrapped, frozen cupcakes will last about 3 months.
Even as a kid, my parents never expected us to share our gifts. I can see it now...
Aniki got $50 for her birthday. I want some!!!
Oh, sure Aniki's Brother. Here's $20!
Yeah, how aobut NO.
My bottom line: if you're giving someone a gift, it is THEIR gift. Period. If you want to give the FAMILY a gift, you present that gift TO THE FAMILY. You don't give someone a gift, then take away part of it.
"You don't need TWO gloves. You can put one hand in your pocket. So fork over that other glove."
That's all I've got today. May your weekend be long and your troubles, if any, be short-lived. xoxo