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SS18 Vent-- Short

always_anxious's picture

Ok, I'll keep this short. I want call SO and yell, so I'll just vent here.

SS18-- that MF is in the shower again!!!!!!
I swear that boy takes 3 showers a day. Its not like he plays sports. I think he's smoking pot again. I never have any hot water for my showers. little F-er

Ok. I'm done. Nothing to see here.

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Aniki-Moderator's picture

He could be in there spanking the monkey (tell your DH to buy him condoms).

Turn off the hot water until YOU are ready to shower. What does your DH have to say about this?? My husband would be okay with skids showering TWICE a day, but only if they'd done something to warrant another shower.

always_anxious's picture

I'm pretty sure he does do that. He has condoms already, gets them himself. Not sure he uses them in the shower though. I also think at night he showers to hide the pot smell.

always_anxious's picture

}:) }:) }:)

I think I'll have to go fiddle with those hot water heater settings

}:) }:) }:)

always_anxious's picture

OMG just a few more weeks and he's off to college. Then I won't have a hot water stealer/fridge raider anymore.

amackeral's picture

Agreed! When my SS23 was 18 and living with us, he only showered once every 8 days or so. And he worked at McDonald's :sick: If was a fight to get him to shower at least every other day :?

DaizyDuke's picture

SS18 didn't take multiple showers, but he would be in the shower/bathroom for like over an hour. To the point that DH would knock and ask if he was OK. Like wth are you doing in there?? I can shower, dry hair, straighten hair and put makeup on in an hour.

So what does an 18 year old need to do for over an hour?? (please don't answer, because I really don't want the visual, it's better I DON'T know)

DaizyDuke's picture

Ugh.. this is my SD19. She'd wash and dry a pair of volleyball short and a shirt because she needed them the next day... yet she'd have 3 two foot high piles of dirty clothes laying around her room and closet floor. Like you couldn't add some of your dirty clothes to make a full load?????

She was at the house yesterday while I was at work. I come home to her empty 7-11 coffee cup, sitting on the counter literally 6 freaking inches from the garbage.???? WTF is wrong with these people?????

Cooooookies's picture

Note left on his bed:

We all know you smoke pot!! One shower per day is more than enough. Other members of the family like hot showers too.
Otherwise I am going to start selling your stuff to pay for the water bill. Smile

always_anxious's picture

I actually plan to turn down the water heater in the morning. Make him take a cooler shower.

notasm3's picture

Since he's an adult not a minor you could threaten to shame him on social media with references to how often he "self pleasures" himself in the shower everyday.