Tips on living your best life, courtesy of LI
1. When you're broke and stressed about money, wondering how you'll pay the rent now that your bf has left you, the best thing to do is BUY A PLANE TICKET AND GO ON VACATION.
2. When college becomes too challenging and you're on the verge of flunking out of your major, the best thing to do is TAKE A WEEK OFF FROM ATTENDING CLASSES
3. When you have cc debt, personal loan debt, student debt, a massive car loan, rent and utilities due, the best thing to do is TAKE OFF WORK
4. When your boyfriend dumps you, the best thing to do is TAKE A BUNCH OF VACATION SELFIES TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS
..... aaaand she's not alone, there's a new man on the scene. The sugar daddy lifestyle must not have worked out because this kid looks only a few years older than her and just as broke. (Guess you can't make Goofy jealous with an 80 year old man, no matter how much money he has.) Let's call the latest victim "Lay-Z" because he's just like Jay-Z (without the fame, fortune, talent, looks, or common sense to stay away from Little Idiot).