You are here

AlmostGone834's Blog

Gone but STILL affecting our lives

AlmostGone834's picture

So DH went to open the soy sauce bottle that was in the fridge. For some reason he decided to shake it first (he has a habit of shaking everything before he uses it) and soy sauce flew all over the kitchen. Immediately he tried to blame ME but I reminded him that I rarely use the stuff.   It then dawned on him that Little Idiot (SD22.5) and Goofy (her bf) were the last ones to use it. He spent a good amount of time cleaning that mess up.

Well that excuse didn’t last

AlmostGone834's picture

When Goofy and Little Idiot (SD22.5) were visiting for Christmas, one of the many gifts that they received was a restaurant gift certificate. When they opened it up, Goofy exclaimed, "Well this we will definitely use! We are always ordering DoorDash!" Of course, Little Idiot immediately stammered "Er... well... that's because we can't cook at home, you know, because of (Goofy's mom's bf)....he makes using the kitchen awkward... we would cook obviously when we have our own place"

Found the last stinky stash

AlmostGone834's picture

I was cleaning out/reorganizing Little Idiot's old closet again. I had a bin I wanted to store in there so I thought it would be a good time to check it and see if there was anything I no longer wanted in there. Lo and behold what do I find but a stinky bag of dirty clothes! Now where did that come from??? I did a full cleanse and exorcism when she moved out 2.5 years ago and I KNOW this bag wasn't there then. I must have missed it after Christmas? 

Alright, whose skid is this?

AlmostGone834's picture

This was shared on a FB page I follow. If you're wondering why your skid puts in job applications but never gets a call back, he/she might be the proud applicant who submitted the resume below: 


Work Experience

Honestly, not much because I just graduated but please see below:

Game of Thrones Expert

Binge watched entire series in one weekend

Stared at screen so long went blind in one a TV, 2011-Present

Stranger Things Expert

July 16th, 2016-Present

Watched each season in two days

They got the apartment!

AlmostGone834's picture

Little Idiot and Goofy were approved to rent an apartment at some apartment complex to the tune of $1200/month. No idea what the going rate is in FL (if this is a nice complex, or not) or why anyone would rent to them but I am glad they were accepted and have someplace to live (that's not with me)! Hopefully all goes well and this further cements her out of my house!

The battle of the dads

AlmostGone834's picture

I was talking with my mother the other night, and I mentioned Little Idiot's (SD22.5) New Year's Eve car crash to her. Of course, she started asking questions... "is the car totaled?" (No I don't think so) "what is Little Idiot going to do?" (Well ex stepdad called the insurance company and he thinks they will bury the deductible...blah blah blah)....