Lock up your sons, Little Idiot is on tinder.
Little Idiot is on the prowl for men apparently. Less than two months after her alleged “rape”. One would think after such a traumatic experience, dating would be the last thing on her mind...
How do we know? Somehow her IPhone is linked to Big Idis, so whenever she downloads an app it shows up on his. Lol. And guess which app showed up tonight? Tinder! So he comes up to me and asks me about it. Yup that’s your daughter that downloaded it.
Also a Rosetta Stone app and a learn to speak Spanish App was downloaded. Why? Because Little Idiot, despite being the gringiest of all the gringas has an infatuation with Hispanic culture including men. Her friends are all Hispanics and so was her rapist. No DuH, she is not taking a college Spanish class. You should know. You paid for them.
Big Idiot started that her focus should be on college. (Hahahahaha yeah right) And he couldn’t believe she was thinking about dating so soon after the rape (Because it never happened) and maybe this was her trying to see how a normal relationship/sex is supposed to feel (Try again) asked me if I would nonchalantly mention to her that college is most important right now (nope).
Just gonna sit back and watch the child prodigy. She will eventually dig her own grave.