"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina"
BM called this evening to tell DH her new daughter was born. (like we care)
She proceeded to attempt to go into a detailed explanation about her daughter's birth (sunny side up baby, tore in the front. Yeah, I didn't need to know it either.)
Then DH said the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina. I will pick SD up on Saturday at 11. Goodbye."
Three cheers for DH!!!