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"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina"

3LittleDragonflies's picture

BM called this evening to tell DH her new daughter was born. (like we care)
She proceeded to attempt to go into a detailed explanation about her daughter's birth (sunny side up baby, tore in the front. Yeah, I didn't need to know it either.)
Then DH said the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
"I'm sorry, BM, but I have absolutely zero interest in your vagina. I will pick SD up on Saturday at 11. Goodbye."

Three cheers for DH!!!

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GizmoBarnOwl's picture

brilliant!! I wish my Oh would be blunt n tell bm how it is!! well done to your DH!

maxhill08's picture

Haha, I'm so glad that I don't have that kind relationship with the BM. But funny story! Dirol