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All Pretty Quiet on the Ann Front

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Since our little intervention with Ann, my other friends and I haven't heard a whole lot about Ann's life with Hot Tom, boyfriend extraordinaire, and his delightfully sassy cherubs. It's been nice, actually. Trying to avoid her at work was difficult, and hearing about all the drama was too much for me. But we do get tidbits here and there.

Intervention Failed (Or, Dickmatization Complete and Irreversible)

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I think I am done with Ann. We've been friends for years, we work together, I love her, but I can't deal with it anymore. She can go down like the rest of us on here. I refuse to listen to her trials and tribulations with the Dicktastic Tom anymore. I can't. I guess I'm disengaging from Ann.

An Intervention with Ann

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I and two other mutual friends will be having an "intervention" of sorts with Ann this weekend. For those of you following this very special train wreck, stock up on popcorn. I'm not quite sure what to expect.

I have a feeling I'll eventually end up selling the story to Lifetime, where Tori Spelling and Meredith Baxter can star in the sad story of "Her Twisted Steplife."

Ann May Be Having an Epiphany!

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Can it be true? We shall see. For her sake (well, mainly for her son's sake) I hope so.

Hottie Tom's aunt passed away two days ago. The funeral will be on Thursday (in two days). Hottie asked Ann if she would babysit his kids so he could go to the funeral, as he doesn't want them there. Of course Nanny Ann said sure, of course I'll stay with the darling cherubs. However, she did offer to go with him to provide emotional support. Hottie's response? "I don't think so. I don't know why, I just don't think it would be a good idea?"

Don't Worry About Ann- She's Different Than the Rest of Us

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Ann is putting her 9-year-old in therapy after he started making comments like, "I don't belong on this planet" and "I should've just killed myself years ago." Ya think, Ann?? I feel so bad for this poor little boy. His father is barely in his life, and now his mother is so wrapped up in "her" new kids that he feels like there's no place for him.

I Have Lost All Hope for Ann

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After everything she told me the other day about how Hottie isn't working, Sailor Talk kicked her son and left a bruise, her son has been withdrawn, and Hottie doesn't parent, Ann is right back to business as usual. She took none of my advice and ignored her gut. This morning she came into work talking about...you guessed it...those darling little cherubs. She spent the night at Hottie's because today is spring school picture day, and Sailor Talk wanted Ann to help her get ready.

Are Ann's Rose-Colored Glasses Slipping?

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Ann and I met for dinner last night, and I think she finally may be slipping into reality. At least a little. Knowing Ann, she's still going to do exactly what she set out to do, but I think some realizations are setting in. I'll try to keep this as short as possible but, boy, she let loose quite a bit last night.

The Ann Files

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It's been quiet lately where my friend Ann is concerned, which is why I haven't written about her. (I also had a few days off of work, and work is pretty much the only place I hang around here on ST!)

Jeebus H. Cripes on a Cracker, Ann...

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She's driving me nuts with her "skids."

About how unbelievably adorable they are.
How incredibly intelligent they are.
How they're so amazingly talented at soccer and basketball and skating.

She sounds like a 14-year-old gushing over her first boyfriend! This is a 40-year-old woman talking about the kids belonging to her boyfriend of THREE MONTHS.

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