Step Talk

Sung to the tune of Cindy Lauper's "Girls Just Want to Have Fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tqf9PuKi63E

I come home in the evening light
I tell DH when he’s gonna live his life right
“OH Stepmom dear, we are the fortunate ones”
Cuz skids just want to have fun
Oh skids can only have fun

The phone rings in the middle of the night
The BM yells when you gonna dump that new wife
Oh BM dear, you know you’re still number one
Cuz skids they want to have fun
OH skids just want to have

That’s all they really want
HuGe FUN
You’re nothing but a work-ing scum
Oh skid-they want to have fun
Oh skids can only have fun

(musical interlude)

Some guys take their boy or girl
And keep them from dealing within the real world
Step moms please do not walk; just freak’in run
Cuz skids just want to have fun
Oh skids can only have

That’s all they really want
HuGe Fun
When your broken back is done
Oh skids they only have fun
OH Skids can only have fun
They only have fun,
They only have fun. . .

They just wanna, they just wanna, they just wanna