crayon's picture

Figured out why SD came over this weekend

BF got a call from his older half brother stating that his older "full" alternative lifestyle brother got married to his partner over the past weekend. BM and her new hubby were invited of course b/c this "full" brother of BF's took BM's side from the beginning when BF and BM broke up and has not talked to BF ever since the split up but instead sent a nasty condescending letter to BF right after the breakup. It blathered on about "honesty" (accusing BF of being a dishonest person)

Of course said letter was mailed from his COMPANY'S POSTAL MACHINE. AHEM! ROTFLMAO. So he accuses BF of being dishonest in the same letter that he stole company postage from!!!

Anyway that is why BM "encouraged" SD to come to our house, ringworm and all! I knew there had to be something up the BM's sleeve.

As I was doing the laundry this morning, I saw SS's "I LOVE MOM" Tshirt Barf! Barf! Barf!

It was all I could do to restrain myself from pouring bleach all over it (bleach is something that the BM NEVER uses)

mwelch's picture

Ha Ha Ha!

Evil Some little devil in me says...write Step in front of Mom. Not mature I know but it made me laugh. Or oops! it fell behind the dryer, which everyone knows means that it is lost FOREVER!(like the missing sock) Eye-wink

Reality is always controlled by the people who are most insane.
~Dogbert

crayon's picture

I wonder how long it would be before

BM throws out an "I LOVE DAD" t-shirt of SS's. . . hmmm 2 nanoseconds perhaps???

bellacita's picture

buy them the tee's that say

"id rather be w my stepmom" how funny would that be?!

someone posted the link here, maybe elizabeth?? dont wanna give credit to the wrong brilliant person!

"Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life."
~the late great George Carlin

Endora's picture

Ringworm

Is contagious-hopefully nobody else in the house gets it! Unbelievable.....

semi's picture

There's always a reason

and it is always for her benefit. Someone asked me if my step-kid's mother does all of the stuff she does just to mess with us. I said no, that would imply that she has some awareness of how her actions impact others and that is giving her narcissistic little brain WAY to much credit. I wonder if our BFs were married to the same person... is she a blonde with bad teeth?

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