Apples & Wine
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men...men are like fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Share this with all the good apples you know.
Good one!
"A lie told often enough becomes the truth." - Vladimir Lenin
How cute!
It's a good thing I love grapes, because my BF is so independent there's no way I could stomp the shit out of him to change him into a more refined substance
*~So sayeth Nymh~*
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