Retired's picture

This has nothing to do with step related issues but...

I just thought that you my ST friends would get a laugh out of this...

I just walked in to the livingroom, and my mother, which is practically in my dad's lap, with both their noses pressed up to a laptop screen. As soon as I enter the kitchen, which is adjacent to the livingroom (open floor plan), they both immediately had this sheepish grin.

I got myself my chips and salsa, and glanced over my dad's shoulder when they both turned their heads to the tv... yeah, right you're watching tv... and of course it was my dad's desktop displayed. But in the toolbar told another story... let's just say, OH GROSS!!!! They are participating in CYBER SEX!!! UGG... Not something you want to know about your senior parents!!!

Okay, I NEED A JOB!!! I NEED TO GET MY OWN PLACE ASAP... next, I'm going to walk in on them having sex on the couch!!! *shivers runs down spine* I need prayers, prayers and more prayers that I get a job asap!!!

Thought you might enjoy something off the beaten path and be grateful for your day. *wink*

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goingcrazy's picture

OMG!!!

That is hilarious! Do you need extensive therapy now? Hang in there, things will look up!

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."

Thank You!! :)

I totally laughed!!! That is gross but oh, so funny!!!

Retired's picture

I just couldn't resist telling...

It is just tooo funny (and gross).

My Dad has also been spending a lot of time on Second Life, anyone heard or been to it? Oh, man... parts of it are NOT FOR CHILDREN... I need not say more.

Eye-wink Retired (StepMom)

“Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong- sometimes it's letting go.”

luvdagirl's picture

hey try to look at it in

hey try to look at it in another light, they have been together a long time and still like each other....okay that didn't do it for me either...sorry.

There is no reason where logic does not exist

Wicked2Three's picture

oh gack! I would not sit on

oh gack! I would not sit on the couch anymore if I were you. They have probably already been there! Eeeeeeeek

doglover1's picture

gross-a-rama!!!!!!!!!!

But funny! uh ya gotta find a new place to live. Good luck and prayers. Smiling

Ooh, creepy

but funny! You should be glad that they still enjoy each other enough to be kinky.

EWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I would be scarred for the rest of my life!!!!!! I have a similar story, but it's to gross to even think about telling here........this did make me laugh today, Thanks for that! I have to put my dear cat to sleep later today and am having a really bad day w/a co-worker, so I REALLY needed a laugh...........THANKS!

bellacita's picture

tee hee

that is so funny! i cant imagine most parents that age have sex that much OR can use the computer!! let alone do both at the same time!! how funny!

"Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life."
~the late great George Carlin

cat in a box's picture

bellacita that is SO funny!

"i cant imagine most parents that age have sex that much OR can use the computer!! let alone do both at the same time!!"

But it made me flash on my in-laws and their 56K modem. What to do while we wait for that page to load?

AHHH! My eyes! My eyes!

bellacita's picture

i hope ur retinas dont burn!!

my gramma said one time she told my pap "bernie, we cant screw! you'll hurt your back!" i almost died...TMI

"Given the right reasons and the right two people, marriage is a wonderful way of experiencing your life."
~the late great George Carlin

Cruella's picture

Bhwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

OMG OH the humanity of it all!!!!! I could not even THINK about catching my Mom and Dad doing anything like that. After all I was hatched not born LOL!!!!

"GO BACK TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL. YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE"

Cruella's picture

Hey Retired

At least you know genetically your hormones will be working when you get your mothers age LOL!!!

"GO BACK TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL. YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE"

That is so funny!

I am LOL right out now. needed that laugh. hopefully we can all be that way at that age!

NoDoormat's picture

Good for them !!!

Well, I don't think is is gross or sick. I think it's healthy and you should have told 'em "Way to go Pop!"

One day we will all be that old - hopefully - and I for one sure as heck want to still have a libido, I don't care how old I get!!

Dreamer's picture

I can't picture my parents

That's to funny.

Just think mom and he baggy boobs and dad with his baggy hairy everything.... EEwwwwww.....

hahahahah........

Don't fear the thorns among the Roses, but be greatful for the Roses among the thorns

Retired's picture

Oh my...

They certainly went to bed early last night too... that just cracks me up!

Now, I know how the kids must feel when we adults disappear.... hmmmm.

Eye-wink Retired (StepMom)

“Some people think it's holding on that makes one strong- sometimes it's letting go.”

Sita Tara's picture

Well...now...

Good for them?

I think it's funny that no matter how old we get, our still having sex is seen as "well of COURSE we can!!!!" But our parents?

I know that mine only had sex four times....one for each kid.

RIGHT????

"Om Tare Tutare Ture Mama Ayurpunye Jnana Putin Kuru Svaha"
~Sita Tara Mantra

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