everythinghappens4areason's picture

Too funny....here's a laugh for everyone!!

I rec'd this "World's Shortest Fairy Tale" and would like to share it with one's that haven't read it before....

Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to
cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get
fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all
the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched
sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End

Smiling
corie

hangingin's picture

Now that's a Fairy Tale I can relate to...

I used to BE THAT GIRL!
Don't get me wrong, I love my HB, but when the day comes that IF he goes before me,I will never EVER MARRY AGAIN,as Scarlett O'Hara would say, "as God is my Witness"!!!!
All the other crap aside,SD,Big Mamoooo (as I so very fondly call BM)her Psychotic pod body,all the evil ass things she's done, not only to my HB,but to her own kids,not to mention me.....
I just do NOT HAVE THE STRENGTH left to put up with another man's shit! I want peace,wellbeing and like it was before I got married! Now, I know I won't be young and energetic like when I was single,but that's ok by me.
MEN ARE HARD.... all by their selves, then you add all the baggage and I'm just getting to damned old for romancing another one. LOL..........

hangingin

pissedoffinNC.'s picture

AMEN "Never argue with an

AMEN

"Never argue with an idiot; they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience."

HA IDO's picture

That is Great!

"Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt" Eye-wink

skyisfalling's picture

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Isn't that the damn truth.

"Look at how far you've come and stop concentrating on how much further there is to go."

stired_crazy's picture

Yeah.. I love that..I miss

Yeah.. I love that..I miss those days !!!
LMAO Smiling

" Life is like a jar or Jalapeno peppers, what you
do today could burn your a*s tomorrow."

Gwen's picture

alternate title

I believe the alternate title to this poem is --

Fearless: When A Women Comes To Her Senses

just sayin'.

HA IDO's picture

ha ha ha

Soooo true

"GO BACK TO YOUR BRIDGE YOU EVIL TROLL. YOU HAVE NO POWERS HERE"

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